I wish sophos had some sort of out of the box mode for development which avoided slowing down IDEs and build servers

I wish Sophos wasn't a steaming pile of fecal matter, whose primary purpose was to rootkit our machines, invade our privacy and turn everything to shit.
I wish that Sr. Management wouldn't buy the code equivalent of offal that is Sophos.
I wish our InfoSec department didn't think that the solution to our security problems was to put what is equivalent to a hentai tentacle monster while our OS is the unwitting victim that installing Sophos does.

I wish I lived in a world without Sophos.