Something I hate about working in the team is that the code reviewer will stall the time and leave a lot of pull requests unreviewed. As more code changes more commits and more pull requests.

The code base is conflicting with each other, what the fuck? I hate this.

What?
The PR reviewer should drop whats he is doing and reviewing and merging.

@magicMirror no…. He decided to complaining about me not fixing the conflicts and not submitting features.

The fucking features is right in the PR !!! If this scallop head mother fucker have some sense, he will be able to see the fucking feature he complaining and waiting for is right there in the mother fucking PR!

Who the fuck is this guy?

This twat dare to portraying me as a charlatan.

@johnmelodyme
I would just send a daily mail about the blocked PR, and the effect they have.
An open merge request is wasted dev and qa time. Make sure to CYA.

@magicMirror I did that too. All I get was this “🖕”

UPDATE:

Yesterday was my day off. The council of all twats decided to merge. And as TODAY, 80% out of 100% are nothing but conflicts!

He yelled, "This is Sparta!"

Me:"No this isn't Sparta, This is FUCKED UP"