Listening to colleagues discuss "executing children" under certain conditions...

Do they seriously think they have the right to make decissions about the life of others. Thats just awfull.

@joewilliams007 <whoosh>

Dev and admin terminology can really freak muggles out a lot...

"had to kill ten slaves yesterday because they somehow got stuck and refused to accept new jobs."

I think a parent should always be able to kill it's children. It's much easier to manage that way

I heard my coworkers spawned some daemons yesterday...

Scrum master? Is it some BDSM thing? And why do you practice comedy every morning?

@msdsk The whole Scrum stuff actually is sortof a fetish BDSM kink though.

You should reap them too or you’ll get zombies

@ars1 Daemon != Demon

Quote from Evi Nemeth:
Many people equate the word "daemon" with the word "demon", implying some kind of satanic connection between UNIX and the underworld. This is an egregious misunderstanding. "Daemon" is actually a much older form of "demon"; daemons have no particular bias towards good or evil, but rather serve to help define a person's character or personality. The ancient Greeks' concept of a "personal daemon" was similar to the modern concept of a "guardian angel"—eudaemonia is the state of being helped or protected by a kindly spirit. As a rule, UNIX systems seem to be infested with both daemons and demons.