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7y

me and a bored coworker
me: bored as hell dude.

him: i have a fun game in mind.

me: shoot.

him: brings his keyboard
him: type the string you can type the fastest. we will time it. i will start.
him: *types his name
him: your turn.

me: Scanner scanner = new Scanner(System.in);

him: the fuck is wrong with you?

joke/meme

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Comments

1

Gnu-Not-Unix

2456

7y

I know how you feel. Mine has to be 'for i in $(seq 10); do'
7

gitcommit

1822

7y

<insert comment hating java>
1

JukeboxRhino

85

7y

const fs = require('fs');
1

PrivateGER

16584

7y

<html>
0

DewWisp

732

7y

if [[ $- == *"i"* ]]; then
zsh
else
bash
fi

or

<!DOCTYPE html>
0

xorith

2676

7y

if v, ok := m[k]; ok {
return v
}
0

Achi

396

7y

sudo apt-get
3

DevKev

158

7y

Did he expect to get one of your passwords? 😎
2

pfish

269

7y
0

xenira

740

7y

@JukeboxRhino import * as fs from 'fs'
2

pfish

269

7y

@pfish thats the fastest string i can write
0

Noob

6460

7y

rm - rf /
1

xorith

2676

7y

@Noob Usually you need a sudo. Otherwise you're probably doing the world a favor if you're logging into a root account by default.
0

Noob

6460

7y

@xorith sudo and - - no-preserve-root
0

Gerrymandered

7535

7y

sudo su
0

QCat

804

7y

delete and --yes-i-really-really-mean-it here

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