These people I'm working with won't stop arguing. If it weren't for a teacher staring me down, I'd say this:

"Shut the FUCK up for FIVE SECONDS. 90% of the shit you people say is STARTING AN ARGUMENT.

HEY, DICKHEADS! HERE'S A TIP: STOP BEING SO UPTIGHT AND ACTUALLY LISTEN TO IDEAS, CONSIDER OTHERS OPINIONS, AND TRY *WORKING TOGETHER.*

I'M SURROUNDED BY *IDIOTS*."