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Demolishun
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My 15 year old son witnessed our two male dogs licking each other's privates. My son, in some sort of shock, starts walking around the house saying "My dog is a homo sex you awl!" repeatedly (emphasis on how the syllables sounded).

I stopped him and said, "We need to talk about the birds and the birds."

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  • 5
    Wouldn’t it be the bees and the bees?
  • 7
    @Root yeah, I thought about that later. But I was just glad I was thinking fast enough for what I said. Usually I think it up 5 minutes later.
  • 5
    My stepkid is so innocence that he doesn't know what is happening when he walked in sunder knocking. He falls in love with girls but doesn't know about pp yet. So cute
    . Oh, 15 yeah, it's time for dem talk
  • 1
    Those dogs need a talking to. Leviticus 18:22, Romans 10.

    Okay it says man but like
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