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deadPix3l
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World domination plan.

Project Type
Project idea
Summary

World domination plan.

Description
New master plan for success revision 153: 1. Establish new hosting provider/credit card processor/cryptographically secure machine learning blockchain distributed computing aggregator (no. It doesn't mean anything. But I'm sure I could sell it anyways) 2. Call it "theCloud" ™ 3. Sue every other company who mentions the cloud over intellectual property rights and trademark infringement. 4. Convice every person ever that we are the one and only cloud. 5. Control worlds data 6. Have database breach, cover it up for 8 months, low-ball the numbers 7. "Apologize" 8. Offer free credit monitoring for a year. Only $700 a month after. Make it impossible to cancel. Easy. Who wants in?
Tech Stack
the cloud, windows 3.1, wordpress, ms17-010
Current Team Size
1
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