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diago117
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man, SCRUM is a FUCKING chord, sometimes. Isn’t it supposed to make us productive and not hog time and resources?

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  • 3
    No, Scrum is made for the following:

    * Managers feel involved with setting priorities and stuff.

    * Committing to dates, cause managers like that.

    * Posting excuses in tickets, cause the commitments were shit from the start (Yes of course we can finish these 283 tickets in this two week sprint).
  • 4
    I honestly spend more time in our project management software than I spend writing code and doing the work I get paid for.
  • 1
    We feel your pain
  • 1
    There's so many people on my team that wouldn't have jobs if agile wasn't a thing. The existence of their job is the justification for the existence of their job.
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