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Aboutroot
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SkillsI program machines to do things
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Joined devRant on 10/19/2016
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How was your day at work?
Dev: - I managed to break the whole thing, so s**t! 😭
QA: - I managed to break the whole thing, so productive! 😎3 -
"42", the answer to life, the universe and everything, is the decimal representation for "*" in the ascii table. Got it? How cool is that?20
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Moving to a new job 5 months after starting the previous one. The company did not manage to pass my probation period.5
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First contact with computers: draw a square using LOGO language. No idea which was the computer back then.1
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Playing Warcraft and similar games prepared me for understanding Classes and Instances in Object Orientation later.5
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Applied to a new place that seems cool. Feedback: I am overqualified for what they need and they know I would get bored and leave.
Ok, so let's stay bored in the current one... fml.1 -
Considering applying to a regular administrative job, where I can use just 1% of my dev skills in BAT files, Excel macros, browser automation with Selenium, and people will be like "oh man, you are like a hacker!!!"1
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At work we use "Mythological Documentation": mystical features and obscure workarounds are verbally explained across generations of developers that come and go, keepping the knowledge alive.
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"No time for implementing a new alert with buttons, so the radio buttons' one should do for now..."3
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I felt very inspired when I first controlled a LED using QBasic and the LPT1 (printer) port, back in 1996. It just felt like "so much power"!
(Was more or less similar to the photo)1 -
What about using "$" after punctuation to indicate $ARCASM?
e.g. I barely see people's jokes being misunderstood in devrant!$8 -
Some developers get over-excited about using dependency injection and make further maintenance a nightmare.5