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I have been developing since I was -1
Skills

I make machines go *beep* *beep* *bop* 🤖 and customers go *caching* 🤑
Location

127.0.0.1

Joined devRant on 10/19/2016

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rant wk335

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Can't remember

joke/meme wk320

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Best mentor: https://devrant.com/rants/5266128/...

rant mentor !rant management leadership wk314

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My bad dev habit: <?php

rant wk311
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<py-script> ... Good luck minifying that

rant pyscript python minify

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A dev team got to large and have to split in 2. How do you approach/organise this?

question scaling teams split

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Is "Debug" the D in BDSM?

rant bdsm debug

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"Hours of debug can save you minutes of reading documentation"

Just happened to me

joke/meme joke documentation rtfm debug

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Scrum Master: Let's estimate the task. Chose your estimations individually, then we will reveal at the same time and discuss
- variety of votes, ranging from 1 to 8
Product Owner: I don't agree, this should be a 1 or 2.
Dev Team Lead: Agreed, this is why I chose 2. Let's vote again.
- All votes now are 1s or 2s

Good fucking job 🤨

rant scrum product owner planning scrum master agile estimation

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Once upon a time

rant a dev story

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My first experience with a computer was playing Alley Cat. Anyone else familiar with this gem?

rant wk296 game first

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Have any real life story of great leadership in tech?

question devlife leadership

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📚What book would you recommend to software developers and why? 1 book per reply so people can ++ them.

question book reading !rant learning recommendation

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Returning to tech after 3 years working with agile, training and coaching Scrum, Kaban and XP practices. Applying for team leadership positions. Advice?

rant leadership agile wk293 advice !rant

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sudo chmod -R 777

rant linux wk126 lazy

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Time for a digital profile detox?
https://thehackernews.com/2018/08/...

question

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What makes you wake up every day to go work?

question devlife

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Most satisfying bug solved: removed windows, installed linux

rant wk117

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How was your day at work?
Dev: - I managed to break the whole thing, so s**t! 😭
QA: - I managed to break the whole thing, so productive! 😎

joke/meme qa tester

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Architects (of real buildings) can work in IT as game level designers.

undefined mindblow game development

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"42", the answer to life, the universe and everything, is the decimal representation for "*" in the ascii table. Got it? How cool is that?

rant 42

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Moving to a new job 5 months after starting the previous one. The company did not manage to pass my probation period.

undefined probation

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First contact with computers: draw a square using LOGO language. No idea which was the computer back then.

undefined wk89

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Learn modern Javascript, Python, data science, machine learning, to catch up and not be outdated

rant wk85
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Phrases that you use at work that could also be used at a Christmas Party?

undefined poll xmas !rant phrases
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Playing Warcraft and similar games prepared me for understanding Classes and Instances in Object Orientation later.

undefined wk82

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What other profession would you compare developer to?

rant poll

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Newton's First Law: an employee will remain in uniform working motion until they open Youtube.

undefined procrastination !rant youtube

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Expectation = SOFTWARE ENGINEER
Reality = CODE HOUSEKEEPER

undefined fml dev life

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Most common sin: <style> tags. With "! important" statements.

rant wk81

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