Best mentor: https://devrant.com/rants/5266128/...

My bad dev habit: <?php

<py-script> ... Good luck minifying that

A dev team got to large and have to split in 2. How do you approach/organise this?

Is "Debug" the D in BDSM?

"Hours of debug can save you minutes of reading documentation"

Just happened to me

Scrum Master: Let's estimate the task. Chose your estimations individually, then we will reveal at the same time and discuss
- variety of votes, ranging from 1 to 8
Product Owner: I don't agree, this should be a 1 or 2.
Dev Team Lead: Agreed, this is why I chose 2. Let's vote again.
- All votes now are 1s or 2s

Good fucking job 🤨

Once upon a time

My first experience with a computer was playing Alley Cat. Anyone else familiar with this gem?

Have any real life story of great leadership in tech?

📚What book would you recommend to software developers and why? 1 book per reply so people can ++ them.

Returning to tech after 3 years working with agile, training and coaching Scrum, Kaban and XP practices. Applying for team leadership positions. Advice?

sudo chmod -R 777

Time for a digital profile detox?
https://thehackernews.com/2018/08/...

What makes you wake up every day to go work?

Most satisfying bug solved: removed windows, installed linux

How was your day at work?
Dev: - I managed to break the whole thing, so s**t! 😭
QA: - I managed to break the whole thing, so productive! 😎

Architects (of real buildings) can work in IT as game level designers.

"42", the answer to life, the universe and everything, is the decimal representation for "*" in the ascii table. Got it? How cool is that?

Moving to a new job 5 months after starting the previous one. The company did not manage to pass my probation period.

First contact with computers: draw a square using LOGO language. No idea which was the computer back then.

Learn modern Javascript, Python, data science, machine learning, to catch up and not be outdated

Phrases that you use at work that could also be used at a Christmas Party?

Playing Warcraft and similar games prepared me for understanding Classes and Instances in Object Orientation later.

What other profession would you compare developer to?

Newton's First Law: an employee will remain in uniform working motion until they open Youtube.

Expectation = SOFTWARE ENGINEER
Reality = CODE HOUSEKEEPER

Most common sin: <style> tags. With "! important" statements.

I am a Windows hostage: 50% of my games are just not supported on Linux/Mac.

Tell that to almost all owners of my previous workplaces