I need to SHIT 💩so MUCH 💩💩💩but i cant due to havinf 15 Fucking meetings a day! How do i manage to shit? Unless i can bring my laptop to the shitter and shit while i listen to their shit on teams !💩💩💩💩💩💩

They told me i dont have to join this meeting this time. Phew! Fucking finally i can take the biggest meanest shit of the day. Whoah. Im shitting rn. Feels good. Shit bigger than myself came outside of me! Its like i gave birth to an adult human shaped shit! Nobody can shit better than i do.

If i come back to 100s of missed calls and messages im gonna shit even more!💩

I shitted so much. I instantly feel my belly deflated and my body way more lightweight. Holy shit. Is it rly possible that my shit weights like 10-15 kg? Thats insane! Theres always a bigger fish but im the biggest fish bullshitter of the universe! Im the God of shit🌌💩

dude. seriously. that's a few light years beyond "TMI" and way beyond the point of "visiting a doctor", and closer to "thinking about calling an ambulance"

also: it's "i shat", not "i shitted"

@tosensei unless i have colon cancer I'm fine. Also i like the word shitted more so I'll use it. Thank u for ur input my thought fragment

@b2plane well, maybe you do have colon cancer?

or one of the many other potential health problems of the digestive tract. hyperextension could be a candidate here. which could lead to ruptures.

but well, if you wanna die of being literally full of shit, that's your prerogative. but still. keep your shit together - and in private.

@tosensei if i have it even better. Let it develop in stage 4 so i can finally die in this pointless meaningless existence. Nihilism is the only true ideology at its core

@b2plane if you seriously want to die - why wait for a very slow and painful disease to do it? there's better ways.

@tosensei life itself is a slow and painful way towards death

@b2plane but why make it even more so?

@tosensei by definition of nihilism whether you succeed or fail its still pointless. Whether you die of old age or die of colon cancer its pointless. U die anyway. Whether u go through pain or more pain its pointless cause the pain ends anyways. This whole universe is the biggest shithole to ever be created

@tosensei nihilism actually gives me hope to continue "living" cause it proves whatever i do or dont do, its neither the right or wrong thing i did, its the only thing i could do. I'm tired of failing and living in poverty thinking its all my fault. But now i realized its not, its the circumstances i have no control over, such as luck, that prevent me from achieving great success despite of working harder than anyone i know. Turns out working the hardest is equivalent to not working at all. Thats when i realized how nihilism is the core truth of this meaningless existence

@b2plane "This whole universe is the biggest shithole to ever be created" - well, it's the _only_ shithole to ever be created.

also, you seem to have a lack of understanding what nihilism is really saying. the gist is: nothing in your life has any inherent meaning - so go and GIVE IT meaning.

and "it's the only thing i could do" is not nihilism, but determinism. completely different ballpark of philosophy.

if you really wanna understand nihilism, i recommend picking up nietzsche (especially "Thus Spoke Zarathustra") - with your level of loo time, you oughta be through it all within a few weeks.

@tosensei no. Nihilism says nothing inherently has no meaning and also whatever u do or dont do it still has no meaning. Life itself inherently has no meaning but you csn give it meaning. By nihilism ideology u can still give meaning but its still gonna be pointless.

@b2plane as i said - you obviously lack deeper understanding.

Learn to take 5 min poops

@fatenuller whats the point if i will have to poop again in the next 5 minutes