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i think im psychologically FUCKED.
i am addicted to pain
im a masochist
im a sadist
i now ordered chinese food but very very fucking spicy with those shitty ass chinese spice shit
my eyes are watering
it hurts to eat such spicy food
but hurt is what i need
i feel better when i am hurt
because i feel like pain twice as harder is waiting for me if i Dont get hurt
WTF?
so i constantly have to feel pain and pressure in order to feel better.
what is wrong13 -
my new hot brunette gf talks SO FUCKING MUCH i sometimes wish to fucking kill myself. she keeps writing me so many fucking messages and its mostly all just bullshit nobody gives a shit about. the worst thing that bothers me is, the shit she writes COULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN 1 MESSAGE, or explained in a short fucking sentence. but fucking no. she keeps her fucking mouth open all the time as if i pulled my dick out. fucking bitches there's always something thats wrong with them22
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i forgot to mention an important detail: when my new hot brunette gf sucked my dick off and i throatpie'd her, she swallowed all of it, looked me in the eyes and told me, "Thank you", then kissed me.
are u guys jealous?13 -
i tried to pull the desk of the toilet up, but it was too heavy, so it slipped and fell on my fucking dick, which made me twitch and then it fell further down on my fucking knee and now both hurt14
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Hi all.
so yesterday 8th march i took my new hot brunette gf out for a ride and a nice dinner bought her flowers for womens day (most meaningless celebration ever and its just a business for retards to profit from selling flowers to other retards)
then she sucked my dick (in my brand new bmw) under bridge. i cummed in her mouth n she swallowed me. she loves to swallow me. i love when these whorss swallow me. i respect them more then. i wanted to take her home but she got super horny and wanted to suck my dick again. so she did. how could i resist? i said you don have to but she said i want to. Ok. so she goggled my cock and i throatpied her again. felt sooo gooodddd. she loved me. she said i became her drug and shes super super happy and addicted to me which is great
then i took her home and went over to cheat on her by fucking my blonde ex whore gf on that same spot under the bridge in the same car lol. i lied to my blonde whore that i was sleeping so i couldnt answer her calls but i was getting my dick sucked and swallowed as the truth. this is the same thing she was doing to me july 21 2024 9:35-10:00 PM.
vengeance feels so fucking good. vengeance gives me peace. it makes me feel composed, capable, calm, collected, nonchalant, non aggressive, and give less fucks.
whoever said forgive and not take vengeance path, you're just a fucking bitch. the easiest thing is to forgive but that immediately implies that you easily accept defeat. i dont. i cant. i must prove to myself first that if someone does me dirty, consciously, that i will do them the same but at least twice as harder. dont give a fuck.
as for my new hot brunette gf, the reason why im cheating on her and shes drop dead perfect and a non-broken person, is because "ive already seen this movie" effect. my blonde whore ex gf was exactly like that in the beginning. always wanted to fuck and was always nice to me. gave me pussy whenever i wanted. same thing repeating with my new hot brunette gf. and look at where we stand now with whore blonde ex gf--she went on a whoring rampage for no reason 2 years later after my loyalty. i truly didn't cheat. i wish i did like i am now. but now ill cheat on all of them. anyway the reason why im cheating on an innocent person is bcz all women are whores--if shes not a whore Now, she either was or will become one. since shes young I'd say she will become a whore like my blonde ex and stab me in the back. due to this its better to cheat first just in case, before i get cheated on and get shattered into pieces. this way knowing i cheated first, and WHEN she cheats (not even an IF), i won't give a fuck. I'll simply smile cz i cumdumped my blonde ex whore and used both until i find the 3rd girl who actually is hotter than both, loves me like the brunette gf, fucks like the ex blonde gf and the hardest part of all--is NOT a whore.
so the point is i got my dick sucked twice by 1 girl and then on the same day fucked the other girl at least twice. i couldnt fuck my current gf bcz she got her period so ths why she only sucked me off
Thanks for reading14 -
this whore got great ass i stare at it while lifting heavy and get superman strength to do it then Theres just something about these whores that gives me the drive to still stay alive46
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out of nowhere, i was just informed that i am fired, because the clients are looking for a replacement. but the company i work at is generous enough that they put me on a new project to work on, instead of this SHIT project.
the clients gave a vague reason why i was fired. i am confused.12 -
lets rename this app into ShitRant and i will be ur new boss of the app cz all of u deserve to bow down and worship me bcz im ur god4
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shitting in my 2nd toilet right now (i have 3 toilets in the house, had 4 before). i was farting everywhere in the gym today and it smelled so badly. the gym was full cz its monday so i suffocated everyone. now im farting and shitting letting all them gasses out. i feel like i lost a lot of weight already8
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finally came back home after whole night of fucking my ex blonde whore and cheating on my new brunette hot gf whos in love with me. the first thing im doing rn is shitting again. i wanted to shit since yesterday but had to hold it in due to fking whole day10
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today, my whore ex blonde gf wants me to fuck her, but also my new hot brunette gf wants me to fuck her, so I'll have to be prepared and fuck 2 bitches in 1 day. gonna be a tough day but I'll keep you updated how it went! ping me7
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i love my shit
i sometimes feel bad for shitting it
i keep my shit inside me
im it's host
im my shits home
my shit never leaves me unless i kick it out
my shit more loyal than my whore blonde ex gf14 -
when i shit i feel lighter
then i can train better
i have more stamina for workouts
this made me realize
im not fat
im just full of bullshit5 -
i just DEMOLISHED my new hot brunette gf in my fucboi brand new BMW sports car on the backseat she got ran thru. a train ran on her. done got piped down. biz session. trice. all 3 times she swallowed my kids in their liquid form. shes so obsessed w me attached to me n in love w me she went insane. hr pussy tastes soooooo goooddd. shes so nice to me. i have to cut off my whore blonde ex forever now FINALLY.
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just picked up my new hot brunette gf from training in my brand new bmw (fuccboy batman car) and drove her home (shes not really close) we kissed again and she said her pussy is still destroyed from last night and this morning (i was the destroyer) feels good having a bitch who genuinely loves me (she cuddled and hugged me last night in bed for hours and looked me in the eyes) She also last night said she cant believe how lucky she is to have me, she said i quote that she feels like she hit the lotto by having me, she views me as God, and now as i write this rant she wrote me "thx a lot for taking me home 😘😘😘 you mean a lot to me" i love this I fking love making a better life to a female but only for a non whore female (non whore females are in 0.0000000000001% percentile) (12 zeros) and i can tell shes not a whore cz her pussy was so damn tight it was so nice as if she just lostt her virginity to me she also said im a beast🍆😈 in bed and realized the fking she had with her ex was NOTHing compared to the fucking of b2plane I also learned from AMS and fitxfearless that a bitch who kisses u after u done cumblasting her means shes not a whore cz a whore would be used to get fked and cumblasted so shes onto the next dick but this girl has kissed me after i cum so shes lowkey a good girl and i love it this is exactly all i asked for from a female PLEASE GOD dont let this girl be a whore PLEASE i just want a non whore female
good night8 -
im on a backlog meeting and i need to shit so badly. ironically the meeting is "back-log" too and i need to shit a log from my back lol. i am full of shit!13
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shitted a big fat stinky shit and my blond ex whore is coming to my crib rn to see me (i cheated on my blonde ex whore w at least 3+ females and scheduled 4th new female on Sunday to cheat again)2
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yesterday i shitted Iike 8 times. today im already shitting again and its 7am. wtf is happening did i eat something expired or what4
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took a new girl for a ride (in my way too good looking car) and the entire time, she was fucking FARTING!!! We just met for the first fucking time AND SHE WAS FARTING SILENTLY BUT IT SMELLED SO BAD I ALMOST SUFFOCATED WHILE DRIVING. WHY THE FUCK 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢11
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in 19 minutes i have a daily meeting. but im shitting rn. will i make it? lets find out
edit: as i was sitting and shitting i was also pissing but once i finished writing this rant i saw my dick was outside the toilet so i pissed all over the fucking floor! GOD WHY THE FUCK DOES SHIT KEEP HAPPENING ONLY TO ME18