getting fired on 20th june 2025 and it is SUCH a fucking relief to not ever see this 30 year old garbage code project EVER AGAIN!!!! and moving onto modern technology project for another client. FUCK OFF 🇨🇭♿️🇨🇭♿️🇨🇭♿️

i shit to much cz i eat to much

i just woke up and i have such a huge compulsion to SHIT

WHAT is wrong

i think i shitted at least 5 times today

2 times in the morning

1 time before lunch

1 time before my new hot brunette gf came over for sexing

1 time after sexing my new hot brunette gf (twice)

and now its 2:15am its time to go to bed

someone give me some attention

playing chess while shitting

im shitting so so much rn. friday may 9th was my birthday🦁🎈🎂 and today is my grandpas bday so all i did for the past 3 days is eat eat and eat so now all i do is shit shit and shit

this is for me

edit: why cant i post images i wanted to post a huge turd

i was cheating on my new hot brunette gf with my whore ex blonde gf for the past 4 days and the whore drained my balls so much i didnt have cum left for my brunette gf Tonight. ive been fking her for 2h and couldnt cum. embarrassing but she still loves me so thats good

shitting again. Need to free all the shit out before the demo app to the clients in 41 minutes

today i have shitted 3 times and counting.

shit 1: shitted

shit 2: shitted 15 mins later

shit 3: shitted 60 mins later

whens the 4rd shit coming? guess

shitting bricks rn

just came home from job the first thing i did was shit then eat

last night i banged my ex blonde whore gf twice and then i banged my new hot brunette gf once, so basically cheated on both of them and it feels so good

i shitted and now i gotta shit Again. literally 10 mins later

YES BABY GIRLS SIT ON MY BIG FUCKING DICK W UR JUICY FAT ASSES I CAN SEE THRU UR ASS N PUSSY IN THOSE CLOTHES N I WILL HUMILIATE U PUBLICLY

for the entire day all i do is keep on farting and it smells so bad

i cannot stop shitting and farting everywhere i go

some may think my life is a fantasy all of u could wish u would live but its reality

its 2:05 am i just came home after facefucking my new hot brunette gf in the backseat of my brand new hot bmw (she got her period so i cant fk her) but she blowjobbed me twice and now the first thing i did when i came home is to take a shit and it feels good

I FLUSHED 9 FUCKING TIMES AND MY PIECE OF TURD WONT GO THRU!!!!!!

as i sat on the toilet and started shitting i groomed and cuddled myself to make the shitting feel good so it can slide out smoothly u guys should try it just cuddle ur legs and rub them as the shit slides out (im shitting while writing this and it works)

i think this companys coffee is sus. they put some shit in it. every time i drink it in an hour i feel very high urge to take a MASSIVE SHIT. BIG SHITS TURDS coming outside of my asshole. i cant be shitting so much i need to work!

FINALLY IM HOME AND IMMEDIATELY SHITTING AND FARTING SO SO MUCH I FELT LIKE I WAS GONNA PASS OUT FROM HOLDING ALL THE SHIT FOR SO LONGGGG

I NEED TO SHIT SO BADLY BUT IM IN OFFICE WORKING

feel so good when im shitting

this fucking whore is again in her but ass naked ass crack in the gym and i cant concentrate without looking in her big ass crack

just took a shower but immediately had to shit so now i am washing my asshole in the sink cz i cant be bothered to shower again cz my new hot brunette gf is about to suck my juicy dick tonite n get fked

why can whores (women) come into the gym with their ass and pussy clearly visible thru tight clothes and that's normal

but i cannot come into the gym in my tight boxers with my hard big dick clearly visible thru tight clothes because thats not normal

?

i cant stop farting in the company's office! help! what did i eat? i also have to shit so so badly!