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getting fired on 20th june 2025 and it is SUCH a fucking relief to not ever see this 30 year old garbage code project EVER AGAIN!!!! and moving onto modern technology project for another client. FUCK OFF 🇨🇭♿️🇨🇭♿️🇨🇭♿️2
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i think i shitted at least 5 times today
2 times in the morning
1 time before lunch
1 time before my new hot brunette gf came over for sexing
1 time after sexing my new hot brunette gf (twice)
and now its 2:15am its time to go to bed1 -
im shitting so so much rn. friday may 9th was my birthday🦁🎈🎂 and today is my grandpas bday so all i did for the past 3 days is eat eat and eat so now all i do is shit shit and shit5
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i was cheating on my new hot brunette gf with my whore ex blonde gf for the past 4 days and the whore drained my balls so much i didnt have cum left for my brunette gf Tonight. ive been fking her for 2h and couldnt cum. embarrassing but she still loves me so thats good13
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today i have shitted 3 times and counting.
shit 1: shitted
shit 2: shitted 15 mins later
shit 3: shitted 60 mins later
whens the 4rd shit coming? guess10 -
last night i banged my ex blonde whore gf twice and then i banged my new hot brunette gf once, so basically cheated on both of them and it feels so good5
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YES BABY GIRLS SIT ON MY BIG FUCKING DICK W UR JUICY FAT ASSES I CAN SEE THRU UR ASS N PUSSY IN THOSE CLOTHES N I WILL HUMILIATE U PUBLICLY1
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its 2:05 am i just came home after facefucking my new hot brunette gf in the backseat of my brand new hot bmw (she got her period so i cant fk her) but she blowjobbed me twice and now the first thing i did when i came home is to take a shit and it feels good
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as i sat on the toilet and started shitting i groomed and cuddled myself to make the shitting feel good so it can slide out smoothly u guys should try it just cuddle ur legs and rub them as the shit slides out (im shitting while writing this and it works)4
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i think this companys coffee is sus. they put some shit in it. every time i drink it in an hour i feel very high urge to take a MASSIVE SHIT. BIG SHITS TURDS coming outside of my asshole. i cant be shitting so much i need to work!13
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FINALLY IM HOME AND IMMEDIATELY SHITTING AND FARTING SO SO MUCH I FELT LIKE I WAS GONNA PASS OUT FROM HOLDING ALL THE SHIT FOR SO LONGGGG4
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this fucking whore is again in her but ass naked ass crack in the gym and i cant concentrate without looking in her big ass crack4
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just took a shower but immediately had to shit so now i am washing my asshole in the sink cz i cant be bothered to shower again cz my new hot brunette gf is about to suck my juicy dick tonite n get fked2
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why can whores (women) come into the gym with their ass and pussy clearly visible thru tight clothes and that's normal
but i cannot come into the gym in my tight boxers with my hard big dick clearly visible thru tight clothes because thats not normal
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i cant stop farting in the company's office! help! what did i eat? i also have to shit so so badly!4