why can't i post pics (of my cock)

i cannot believe this actually fucking happened.

i was sitting and tried to fart.

turned out it was a liquid diarrhea.

I FUCKING SHIT IN MY PANTS.

AND NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS SHIT UP AND TAKE A SHOWER ONCE AGAIN.

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?????

I AM LITERALLY ON A TEAMS CALL SITTING ON THE TOILET SHITTING A BIG FAT SHIT AND TALKING CAUSE OF EMERGENCY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I AM LITERALLY ON A TEAMS CALL SITTING ON THE TOILET SHITTING A BIG FAT SHIT AND TALKING CAUSE OF EMERGENCY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

just shitting another deep FAT shit

why devrant loads forever

i keep shitting and farting so hard

should i first shit and eat ice cream or eat ice cream and then shit?

when i was a kid and at my grandparents house far away on a hill with a view on the ocean, i had chickenpox all over my body.

a nurse came to our house to heal me. she pulled out a HUGE, needle. i dont know what the fuck that was.

i swear to God the needle was bigger than your average dildo. the needle was at least the size of a whole fucking arm, and the metal pipe for injection was about 10cm thick.

she showed this needle right above my asshole, and left a 5-10cm hole above my asshole.

up to this day, i got 2 holes (my asshole and that newly formed hole which has never healed back).

im telling u this bc sometimes when i shit i feel like shit is coming out of that 2nd hole above my asshole and it feels so weird. it feels like im shitting from 2 holes out of my body at the same time.

ts insane

from the front i smell on cum so much and from the back i smell on liquid shit so much what should i do

holy fucking shit. im literally shitting the most liquid shit ever. pure diarrhea. but this time its because i overate. in overeating as fuck lately and this is not good. i gained more weight too. but im stressing to succeed so thats why im overeating. how to stop it?

i want to post a picture of my poop but devrant doesnt let me upload picture

this app is ASS

I'm shitting a big ass watery diarrhea. its pouring and farting like a godzilla brown volcano eruption!

🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋

i hate shitting and pissing in the same time. cz then i have to keep my cock inside the toilet but not too much inside cz my balls would touch the shit thats coming out. so i have to do a triple balance:

1. hold cock at the right angle of the toilet so i piss inside the toilet and not outside again

2. hold balls just at the right angle so i dont piss on them but also dont shit on them

3. make sure to shit inside the toilet and not outside again but also shit on toilet and not water so i dont splash my cock balls asshole and arm with toilet water

shitting is war

i still keep shitting so much😔 it is so draining🫩 no pun intended

isnt chatgpt 5 concerning for it could easily replace IT jobs?

i started smoking cigarettes 1 year ago. and its getting more intense. i only smoke when i am overburned with HEAVY. HEAVY FUCKING STRESS.

11 august 2024 i had a mental breakdown. complete crashout due to losing ANOTHER 2000$ on $VINE coin

i crashed out so hard. so badly. in front of my parents. dad picked me up from floor and hugged me and he was shaking. mom was comforting me confused and scared. i uncontrollably breathed hard shaked and cried.

thats why i started.

crypto was the trigger to start smoking for the first time ever after 27 years.

now 28 years later i am still smoking but very rarely. took me 1 year to smoke 1 pack of cigs. now im on a 2nd pack.

i smoke 2-4 cigs per session one after another.

am i fucking going insane?

due to my ex blonde whores disrespectful and the most vile disgusting behavior a female can have

i have to keep reminding myself that this is a man's world and whores (all females of the world) are just an optional added bonus for the man (myself) to enjoy using and discard into trash when its used.

no idea why am i naturally psychopathic so i dont feel no emotion. i would love to become like that tho any tips?

last night around 2:30 am i fucked my blonde ex whore hard and filled her mouth with my hot cum but that whore didn't want to swallow she spit all of it saying my cum tastes like steel, that way cheating on my currently innocent brunette gf who is obsessed with me, and tonight i have scheduled a fuck session with my sweet brunette gf to fuck her hard and also cum in her mouth but she always swallows cause she loves me and is obsessed with me, that way cheating on my blonde ex whore back, double life double cheating as a helix spiral of destruction All will pay for all the permanent psychological damage my blonde ex whore did to me

Everyone will feel it.

so. i got a female to cheat on her boyfriend. my experiment has proved me right

the hypothesis is true--all females are whores. it is engraved in their dna. it is in the nature

the best part is i am not the villain. had this not happened to her bf somebody else would do it and it would happen to me

it already fucking happened to me. hero or a villain the universe doesnt give a fucking shit

all females are whores

loyalty is a masculine characteristic

men are loving

females are opportunistic

it is impossible for a female to love

it is impossible for a female to be loyal

females "love" you because of how you make them feel

females are "loyal" only to their feelings and feelings change every hour

💯💯💯

i keep farting and burping in the same time what is wrong with my asshole?

the longer i live the more i realize, women are just an array of thropies i can use to stack up on my shelf of achievements and among other trophies.

they literally serve no other purpose

the only reason there are more women is so i can stack up more trophies on my shelf

this is a man's world and women are just an added bonus. a byproduct of men's achievements

the world would crumble and die out thousands of years ago if there was no man

the only reason a man builds this world is to stack up a bunch of tropies on his shelf

the trophies is what keeps the man going

it is what gives the man primal nature purpose

its nature

this means, everything a man does, is subconsciously because of a woman.

his trophy.

after fucking my hot brunette gf raw, my ex whore blonde gf arrived to my city after 3-4 weeks of not fucking her, i fked my blonde ex whore raw no protection right after having my dick in my hot brunette gf. hopefully my ex blonde whore now gets e.colli bacteria or disease or whatever

lately not only am i shitting all the time im also farting all the time and it smells bad! where does all the gas and shit store inside me? its like my body is a 10 man storage and im not even fat im lean

i cant stop farting. the smell is lethal. what should i do?

just woke up and the first thing i did is shit. again

i think it might be concerning that i have shitted for several times today. i lost count how many times. i didnt even eat that much. I shitted about 9 kilograms of turd today

i am starting to have fears... that i might have.... colon cancer

i didnt shower for the last 4 days or so cause i didnt get any pussy (i only shower so whore can enjoy sucking my dick). now i went to shower on day 5 cz my body was decomposing. put shower shampoo on my hand. showed my hand between my ass crack. rubbed my asshole w it. and then God DAMN how smelly everything stank! it smelled like a corpse who shitted himself! damn i smelled that bad? shit!

this disabled girl has the best personality ive seen. but how do i take her out for a drink? id be embarrassed! everyone would know im trynna smash a disabled girl and would think im a weirdo