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everybody in the fucking company is so fucking tired of this client's bullshit!
2 developers quit their job cause of this retard and 1 got fired.
1 more developer has given a notice that he's quitting this project cause of the shithead and 1 female developer is also debating of quitting.
i am being psyop'd by the client who fucks with my mind!
the client is SO fucking rude towards everybody.
the biggest ego maniac retard i have ever seen!
if anything doesnt go by how he imagined it, he doesnt wanna hear it.
he offended the official Microsoft engineers who were trying to provide us support on Azure DevOps Cloud, saying "Microsoft are u gonna help us or do i need to ask Google?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
what a fucking retard!
one of the senior engineers who worked on the project for 13 years, had quit his job because of that retard!
then he offended the most important lead and senior engineer who works on the most complex project for about 15-20 years. if this guy leaves, the whole project will collapse the company will go bankrupt.
the retard told me to ignore this senior lead engineer's suggestions on a task that CANNOT BE DONE, and that i have to do it by force by using a paid premium version of Copilot AI to fix the whole fucking enterprise project that has over 1 million lines of code!
the client basically indirectly told the most senior engineer to fuck off and that i need to solve the whole project just with AI cause he believes AI is the future.
now the latest email of this client, is that he said VIBE CODING is the new strategy we all have to follow!
our CTO is fucking laughing and lead engineers are getting pissed THE FUCK OFFf!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole fucking infrastructure is burning in flames and retard is only putting oil on this fire!!! -
everybody in the fucking company is so fucking tired of this client's bullshit!
2 developers quit their job cause of this retard and 1 got fired.
1 more developer has given a notice that he's quitting this project cause of the shithead and 1 female developer is also debating of quitting.
i am being psyop'd by the client who fucks with my mind!
the client is SO fucking rude towards everybody.
the biggest ego maniac retard i have ever seen!
if anything doesnt go by how he imagined it, he doesnt wanna hear it.
he offended the official Microsoft engineers who were trying to provide us support on Azure DevOps Cloud, saying "Microsoft are u gonna help us or do i need to ask Google?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
what a fucking retard!
one of the senior engineers who worked on the project for 13 years, had quit his job because of that retard!
then he offended the most important lead and senior engineer who works on the most complex project for about 15-20 years. if this guy leaves, the whole project will collapse the company will go bankrupt.
the retard told me to ignore this senior lead engineer's suggestions on a task that CANNOT BE DONE, and that i have to do it by force by using a paid premium version of Copilot AI to fix the whole fucking enterprise project that has over 1 million lines of code!
the client basically indirectly told the most senior engineer to fuck off and that i need to solve the whole project just with AI cause he believes AI is the future.
now the latest email of this client, is that he said VIBE CODING is the new strategy we all have to follow!
our CTO is fucking laughing and lead engineers are getting pissed THE FUCK OFFf!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole fucking infrastructure is burning in flames and retard is only putting oil on this fire!!! -
i cannot believe this actually fucking happened.
i was sitting and tried to fart.
turned out it was a liquid diarrhea.
I FUCKING SHIT IN MY PANTS.
AND NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS SHIT UP AND TAKE A SHOWER ONCE AGAIN.
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?????6 -
I AM LITERALLY ON A TEAMS CALL SITTING ON THE TOILET SHITTING A BIG FAT SHIT AND TALKING CAUSE OF EMERGENCY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥3
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I AM LITERALLY ON A TEAMS CALL SITTING ON THE TOILET SHITTING A BIG FAT SHIT AND TALKING CAUSE OF EMERGENCY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥1
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when i was a kid and at my grandparents house far away on a hill with a view on the ocean, i had chickenpox all over my body.
a nurse came to our house to heal me. she pulled out a HUGE, needle. i dont know what the fuck that was.
i swear to God the needle was bigger than your average dildo. the needle was at least the size of a whole fucking arm, and the metal pipe for injection was about 10cm thick.
she showed this needle right above my asshole, and left a 5-10cm hole above my asshole.
up to this day, i got 2 holes (my asshole and that newly formed hole which has never healed back).
im telling u this bc sometimes when i shit i feel like shit is coming out of that 2nd hole above my asshole and it feels so weird. it feels like im shitting from 2 holes out of my body at the same time.
ts insane3 -
from the front i smell on cum so much and from the back i smell on liquid shit so much what should i do5
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holy fucking shit. im literally shitting the most liquid shit ever. pure diarrhea. but this time its because i overate. in overeating as fuck lately and this is not good. i gained more weight too. but im stressing to succeed so thats why im overeating. how to stop it?7
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I'm shitting a big ass watery diarrhea. its pouring and farting like a godzilla brown volcano eruption!
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i hate shitting and pissing in the same time. cz then i have to keep my cock inside the toilet but not too much inside cz my balls would touch the shit thats coming out. so i have to do a triple balance:
1. hold cock at the right angle of the toilet so i piss inside the toilet and not outside again
2. hold balls just at the right angle so i dont piss on them but also dont shit on them
3. make sure to shit inside the toilet and not outside again but also shit on toilet and not water so i dont splash my cock balls asshole and arm with toilet water
shitting is war -
i started smoking cigarettes 1 year ago. and its getting more intense. i only smoke when i am overburned with HEAVY. HEAVY FUCKING STRESS.
11 august 2024 i had a mental breakdown. complete crashout due to losing ANOTHER 2000$ on $VINE coin
i crashed out so hard. so badly. in front of my parents. dad picked me up from floor and hugged me and he was shaking. mom was comforting me confused and scared. i uncontrollably breathed hard shaked and cried.
thats why i started.
crypto was the trigger to start smoking for the first time ever after 27 years.
now 28 years later i am still smoking but very rarely. took me 1 year to smoke 1 pack of cigs. now im on a 2nd pack.
i smoke 2-4 cigs per session one after another.
am i fucking going insane?4 -
due to my ex blonde whores disrespectful and the most vile disgusting behavior a female can have
i have to keep reminding myself that this is a man's world and whores (all females of the world) are just an optional added bonus for the man (myself) to enjoy using and discard into trash when its used.
no idea why am i naturally psychopathic so i dont feel no emotion. i would love to become like that tho any tips?4 -
last night around 2:30 am i fucked my blonde ex whore hard and filled her mouth with my hot cum but that whore didn't want to swallow she spit all of it saying my cum tastes like steel, that way cheating on my currently innocent brunette gf who is obsessed with me, and tonight i have scheduled a fuck session with my sweet brunette gf to fuck her hard and also cum in her mouth but she always swallows cause she loves me and is obsessed with me, that way cheating on my blonde ex whore back, double life double cheating as a helix spiral of destruction All will pay for all the permanent psychological damage my blonde ex whore did to me
Everyone will feel it.5 -
so. i got a female to cheat on her boyfriend. my experiment has proved me right
the hypothesis is true--all females are whores. it is engraved in their dna. it is in the nature
the best part is i am not the villain. had this not happened to her bf somebody else would do it and it would happen to me
it already fucking happened to me. hero or a villain the universe doesnt give a fucking shit
all females are whores
loyalty is a masculine characteristic
men are loving
females are opportunistic
it is impossible for a female to love
it is impossible for a female to be loyal
females "love" you because of how you make them feel
females are "loyal" only to their feelings and feelings change every hour
💯💯💯4 -
the longer i live the more i realize, women are just an array of thropies i can use to stack up on my shelf of achievements and among other trophies.
they literally serve no other purpose
the only reason there are more women is so i can stack up more trophies on my shelf
this is a man's world and women are just an added bonus. a byproduct of men's achievements
the world would crumble and die out thousands of years ago if there was no man
the only reason a man builds this world is to stack up a bunch of tropies on his shelf
the trophies is what keeps the man going
it is what gives the man primal nature purpose
its nature
this means, everything a man does, is subconsciously because of a woman.
his trophy.3 -
after fucking my hot brunette gf raw, my ex whore blonde gf arrived to my city after 3-4 weeks of not fucking her, i fked my blonde ex whore raw no protection right after having my dick in my hot brunette gf. hopefully my ex blonde whore now gets e.colli bacteria or disease or whatever4
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lately not only am i shitting all the time im also farting all the time and it smells bad! where does all the gas and shit store inside me? its like my body is a 10 man storage and im not even fat im lean2
