After a 70 day streak on github, I forgot to commit my daily work and went to a party.

I came back drunk as fuck and thought I lost my steak.

Today I woke up and found that I made a commit and deployed into production, but the message was "Removed funny code"...

I sometimes wonder if prospective employers will snoop though my public git commit history and see some benign albeit uncouth language:

"finally got that piece of shit linter to shut the fuck up"

"too drunk to figure out this bug.. saving progress for tomorrow"

"`SelectorTokenizer` is getting too fat. Time to gut the bloated bastard, chop it up into palatable pieces"

I tend to make the first line serious and the second commit line absolutely trash