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If i forgot to lock the door...
Something along the lines of a loud emphatic "Welcome!" (Have absolutely done that and several random similar ones)
Or... i just say something that makes them feel guilty/ashamed(some human emotion thing i don't really get but find entertaining) like "dont make me a victim of your creepy hobby!"
If i walked in (regardless of if the lock actually works)...
"Wow, I guess voyeurs do exist! Do you prefer i stay?"
Or
"No lock? You mustve been ready to blow. Good luck!"
When entering a one-holer restroom, someone didn't lock the door, and you have already seen more than you wanted to see. What are your options to react?
1. Say "excuse me" and quickly leave.
2. Chew them out loudly as you walk out.
3. Make really loud horse noises and leave.
4. Use the sink.
I have had this happen to me twice at my current work place. Now, when opening the door I have this procedure:
1. Open door a crack to see if the room light is on.
2. If light is on wait a few seconds for audible notification of occupation.
3. If unoccupied continue to enter.
If you are in the one-holer using the restroom and someone tries the door you also have options:
1. Stay silent Dark Brotherhood style.
2. Laugh maniacally really loudly.
3. If door opens scream like a girl.
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