We need a sequel to Shaq Fu.

Is it me or do meerkats look like they’re taking a pee when they stand up

https://youtu.be/iHz6ziE7X50/...

Had a nightmare that scared the LIVING SHIT out of me for some reason where a DoorDash delivery guy was using a new DoorDash feature where drivers rate customers and are allowed to attack their homes. He gave me a shit review for ordering Taco Bell and started throwing mexican food at my window and holy shit I woke up TERRIFIED. It took me a long ass time to recover from the shakes. I have no idea why it scared me this damn bad, it’s not like I was chased by a zombie with a rocket launcher 😂😂

Could this cure TeachMeCode’s constant hunger?? I don’t get why anyone can fast, I would look like the crypt keeper if I fast for half the length they suggest. Spring is the worst for me bc my fitness skyrockets and my cannibalistic metabolism goes with it. Fuck I feel like can devour an entire cow at this point

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So TIL chat-gpt can’t COUNT!! Since my eyes suck I asked it to return the last 24 chars of a string just as a quick sanity check and it gives me back a substring of only five. Went back to correct and it returns a substring of 7 😫😫😫😫!!!!

I gave up 🤬. It always fails basic calculations for some fucked reason

stab a giant ogre in the dick until he dies

Should I eat this questionable potato that has a few purple spots? I cooked the shit out of it

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!! 😂😂😂😂 I had to stop watching I can’t make it thru this vid, I lold hard enough to nearly pop a lung 😂😂🤣

OMG IM ABOUT TO GO INTO ANOTHER LOL FIT SOMEONE HELP IM GONNA LOSE MY LUNGS 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

holy shit im dead serious i dont think i can make it thru this

https://youtu.be/oucWdiid5MA/..._

chatgpt in a very polite or pc way called me an idiot 😂😂😂😂

Nachos vs hotdogs-which is the bigger choking hazard?

Pizza

https://youtu.be/sT50c0E8bY0/...

TeachMeCode here, I searched duck in my phones emoji db and found this: 🤬 Someone at Apple must REALLY hate ducks with a passion

I want to hug one lol

Raw egg ain’t that bad….

Foe of the day…lol

Ach I hath slain vile beast who starveth me lands
🐇🐇

Dragon’s Dogma 2 is Elden Ring lite and i fucking LOVE it! It’s Elden ring combined with that classic action rpg vibe I grew up with! And the climb the enemy feature is damn SICK (nothing screams being a fucking man like climbing the back of a huge beast and plunging a sword down its skull)

Here’s to sticking a sword up an ogre’s ass!

bear

What heartless soulless lizard invented one way interviews??? Fuck I keep getting these!!! 🤬🤬

I feel a burst of energy after eating macaroni salad 🤨….??

FOOD CRITIC OF THE DAY

https://youtu.be/cY-CIExNwww/...

Legionaries disease inflicted ape of the day

https://youtu.be/iCbz6BxUMuY/...

Jar of the day! He knows what’s goin on at Redmayne Castle!

BIRD OF THE DAY (sooo damn cuuuteee)

CHICKENS OF DAY

GOAT OF THE DAY

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OMG didn’t take adhd meds today, brain is going crazy. So many things I should be doing but can’t decide which bc I’m mentally pulled in a million directions

Can’t stop laughing at be word “chocolate muffle” 🤣🤣!! OMG IM fucking DYING

eyes haven’t been the same since that long adhd meds fueled coding session last Monday. Flashes at the bottom rim that come and go are really annoying the shit out of me and freaking me out. I have an eye appt next Tuesday. Anyone else get these symptoms?

A company wants to conduct an interview via email exchange. Is this a red flag?

Anyone with ADHD on meds here? Current insurance stopped supporting brand name adderall and today I took this Amphetamine Salts cap and it’s actually working a bit better. I wonder if it’s just in my head or is it actually different from brand name outside not being brand name

Late adapter to chatGPT but damn does that thing save me hours of googling shit or writing out boilerplate. I NEVER use it to solve specific non general problems but for writing tedious enums or getting me out of analysis paralysis gpt is my fucking man. And yeah I’m a century late, might as well praise high speed internet while at it lol