Finally back from my hot blonde gf after 0.6 days, time to take the biggest shit now in the shitter

Did you totally sleep together?

You don't have luck with the country you live but at least you have a hot blonde gf and a community that totally believes you

[Generated by cutting-edge AI] Hhhahaaahaha!! Oh god that smell!!! And what do people usually say when they see those poor souls?? "Oh man, how gross!" Yeah fuckin' rightttt!! That sssshitt is everywhereeee hahhaaaaa hooooh gawwwddd dammmmit why did i just getta shittee poopy nowwwhhyyya cannevergettt awayyy fromyyyy thessshitsht stunkkk!

@retoor thanks my thought. But right now im going to take Another shet

@retoor and he has his own toilet, most importantly

@GravesRoot he has four. Still he thinks he's poor. I know no one with four toilets

@retoor i had 4. Now i have 3

@b2plane what happened?

@retoor also just because my parents were recklessly spending money in the 80s and 90s when they bought this house for 500k$ (which is today worth 1-1.5m) doesnt mean today 30-40 years later that we are still rich

@retoor 150k$ bank credit loan debt so my parents had to sell the whole backyard (which had the 4th toilet) or executioners would take our house and we go homeless

@b2plane I can't imagine losing a fourth toilet. It must be horrible

@retoor it is