Stuff old white Christian males say:

“Well, the Bible says white hair is the crown of glory”

🤷🏽‍♂️

If someone said that to me I’d shoot them

@kanyewest

Grand parents help you get laid.

I think I have to explain this. There was something called the convent studies. Researchers went through the medical history of a nun convent and found that the more intelligent they were, the longer they lived and staid healthy. Dumber sisters died earlier and suffered of more diseases in a statistically relevant way.

Therefore the conclusion is, from a evolutionary point of view, dumb grand parents die, smart ones get you laid.... Probably by giving you good advice, therefore making you a better, more successful person, which is an attractive trait. But that's just the method. The ablativus instrumentalis. The goal is, like always in evolution, to get you laid.

I didn’t know only white males could get white hair?
Also do you know what a metaphor is?

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