more buzzword translations with a story (because the last one was pretty well liked):

"machine learning" -> an actual, smart thing, but you generally don't need any knowledge to use it as they're all libraries now

"a bitcoin" -> literally just a fucking number that everyone has

"powerful" -> it's umm… almost working (seriously i hate this word, it really has a meaning of null)

"hacking" -> watching a friend type in their facebook password with a black hoodie on, of course (courtesy of @GeaRSiX)

"cloud-based service" -> we have an extra commodore 64 and you can use it over the internet for an ever-increasing monthly fee

"analysis" -> two options: "it's not working" or "its close enough"

"stress-free workplace" -> working from home without pants

now for a short story:

a few days ago in code.org "apscp" class, we learnt about how to do "top down design" (of course, whatever works before for you was not in option in solving problems). we had to design a game, as the first "step" of "top down design," we had to identify three things we needed to do to make a game.

they were:

1. characters
2. "graphics"
3. "ai"

graphics is literally a png, but what the fuck do you expect for ai?

we have a game right? oh wait! its getting boring. let's just sprinkle some fucking artificial intelligence on it like i put salt on french fries.

this is complete bullshit.

also, one of my most hated commercials:

https://youtu.be/J1ljxY5nY7w

"iot data and ai from the cloud"

yeah please shut the fuck up

🖕fucking buzzwords