kinda pissed at github/microsoft right now. my friend applied for the student developer pack before microsoft bought github and got accepted in 10 min, i'm still waiting and it's been three days. how long did yours take?

ssl isn't free if you have to buy a domain

i wonder, if i made an app such as google or another search engine that was almost exactly the same thing except it uses significantly less data (because we don't include all that tracker data), would anyone use it?

wHY N0t dO iT yOuRsElf?

making a messaging app, can you guys name a feature that would be cool that you would like to have, one you must have and/or one that you would like to see in the messaging app you use?

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

i got into an argument today

is self-plagiarism a really thing?

i say no

*sees new trendy language*

- language is as fast as c
- cross platform
- extensive libraries, tools and tutorials
- easy to learn
- conceptually well thought-out

*doesn't like syntax*

oh well...

three buh buh buh

🅱️🅱️🅱️ILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA

some dude just email me my own password

FUCK

i always come up with great ideas and think how cool they would be once i program them, the problem is that i'd need instagram's user base to put my idea in action

not to brag, but i got three people today by saying "it smells like upsexy in here"

programmed a three page website at 2 am in my room, on my phone, because i was too lazy to walk to the next room and get my laptop

WHAT THE FUCK???

ctx: i haven't been on stack overflow in a while, and i logged back on to find this, i got them randomly while i wasn't on

throwback to when the stack overflow devs got a taste of stack overflow

y'all have any ideas for something techy i can do for my girlfriend?

i want to make her an app or something she can see every day and smile at

i love chromebooks, but i wish they built them with more storage. i know that everything by google is based on the cloud and shit so most chromebooks only have like 4gb of storage but if there was a chromebook with 256gb id be in heaven. does anyone else think chromebooks look really nice compared to other laptops?

!dev

i havent been on dr in a while, but here goes nothing. i started going out about 3 months ago with a girl who i've been texting a while.

she's everything i've ever wanted and i think about her all the time. this may also be a good time to mention i'm fifteen. well, i'd hang out with her all the time. it's the most fun i ever have. i tell my parents i'd be seeing my friends but i'd be with her or walk to her house. time with her was the best.

and, more recently, i've been engaging in some not-so-appropriate physicality with her.

a few days ago i asked my parents to drive me to my friend's house when i saw the look on their face. they found a used condom with a pregnancy test and some lube too, and they made me spill everything.

it's been a week since i last saw her. she decided to tell her mom what we did on the off chance my parents decided to tell her mom we had sex.

this fucking sucks. i'm grounded and can't do anything. does anyone have any suggestions on what i could do? i think i'll wait out my grounding then just see her whenever i can.

i signed up for quora, regretted it, but this was funny

guess who's back, back again

anyone wanna help me implement aes iv encryption in dart?

lmao bruh android is 🅱️retarded

whoever wants to do a ctf contact me on telegram (@calmyourtities)

it's called hsctf

python, java, c are all useful languages to know for this

please join!

damn

anyone looks to join a hsctf team with me?

4 players max!

id like to give a shout-out to whoever the fuck this is

👏 what a great name

why should i use scrypt over bcrypt if moore's law is coming to an end?

ANDDDDDD the award for most useful graph goes TO…

i honestly hate the ap computer science principles curriculum. we're taking an ap test soon, so for the past few weeks, we've been constantly taking practice tests.

it pisses me off so much. the questions, the criteria, it's all bs.

we have questions like "what will reduce the digital divide?" with choices like "education for low income families on computers." like, I DONT FUCKING KNOW.

frankly, I DONT FUCKING CARE. giving electronics to people who cant afford it is great and all, BUT IT DOESNT INVOLVE ANYTHING ABOUT COMPUTING.

HEY, COLLEGE BOARD, KNOWING IF AN ALGORITHM IS TECHNICALLY AN "ABSTRACTION" DOESNT FUCKING MATTER. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT I CAN IDENTIFY WHATS MORE EFFICIENT, WHERE A BUG IS, CONCEPTS INVOLVED IN PROGRAMS, THINGS LIKE THAT.

NOT IF DNS IS SIMILAR IN STRUCTURE TO THE US POSTAL SYSTEM.

god i hope whoever wrote this gets hit in the head by a github server that was dropped from the 2^8th floor.

okay, so i have a program with an arbitrary number of nodes. each nodes is connected to an arbitrary number of nodes. how can i find the shortest path between two nodes efficiently?

also, im thinking of gpgpu to speed this up, what do you guys think?