Been playing Skyrim a lot lately. "research" I guess. So any abbreviations and the like I think of TES or Skyrim related lore. I saw a post on devrant earlier that mentioned DB. My first thought was Dark Brotherhood. So this meme was born:

Mongo🖐️

The Sect of Redis can only tell you about that you already know how to ask.

The Servers of SQL have unintelligible power shouts/words known only to their Master(soft).

And before giving any answer, The Oracle will demand you to part with that you hold most dear (your budget).