Confession: I use DuckDuckGo but half of my searches begin with !g or !s (to search with google and startpage respectively) 😔

DDG is disappointing me, for dev-related searches is perfect but for other things sometimes I'm not getting the results I expect, especially when searching for something that is local to my country/region/language

My OS is trying to tell me something about my old CRT monitor 🤔

I just spilled milk on my laptop.

Going to a webpage and after 5 seconds being "welcomed" by the typical "Are you leaving?" popup.
Yes, at first I wanted to read the article but now on second thought I am leaving.

What happens when you don't properly review git conflicts:

Have you seen comet Neowise? 😀

A new and shiny microprocessor looks too beautiful to get it dirty with thermal paste and cover it with a heatsink.

I like that with IPv6 addresses you can get creative 😆

I thought I had a great understanding of regular expressions but today I tried to use them in vim... Why the fuck they have to be so different there??

I think it's the first time I see 1 million lines changed in a single commit. Amazing.
https://github.com/DrKLO/Telegram/...

Emojis in the email subject line should be forbidden.

Fucking nulls.

Find the difference. What's wrong in the first two commands? 😆

Ada Lovelace. The first programmer, long before modern computers were a thing.

My work place is just next to the meeting room, separated only by a glass partition. This means that every time there is a meeting I see and hear all the people talking so I can't concentrate.

Sometimes you read a translation so bad that you realize it has to be from Google Translator. And sometimes you read a translation **so bad** that you realize it has to be from a person.

What is you answer when someone asks you "Can you hack my neighbour's WiFi?"

If you are poor you don't have the right to browse the Internet through https

Google+ just died today ☹️

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I just wrote a 10-line comment to explain 1 line of code. I hope it is enough.

Such a effective way to ask for permissions! I couldn't say no to a crying kitty :'(

A lot of people ranting about GDPR emails, but it's cool when you receive them by letter 😆

What my IDE says: "Method 'foo' is too complex to analyze by data flow algorithm".
What it means: "Your code is shit and I just give up at trying to understand it".

I love it, a lot of "fatal errors" in Android Studio but it keeps working

My goal before wk200 is to get a decent internet connection

Wow... Captchas are getting better!

Stickers received! Thanks! 😃

Happy new second 1514764800 (± your timezone)!!

— Hey, which IDE do you use?
— echo
🤨

#include "somefile.c"

My teacher: "Including a .c file instead a .h header is a mortal sin."

This was long ago, so I believe gcc has already forgiven me.