End of sprint today! Yippee!

Windows should have an equivalent to REISUB. My work laptop have Windows and I miss that feature a lot.

I just bought some new device that has AA bateries included, already inserted, and obviously, already leaking.
Clowns.

We are already in the Windows 11 era but they still didn't fix that thing about choosing "update and shut down" and it restarts instead.

Oh no, I've been asked to fix a printer. And I said yes. 🤦

I don't know why I keep using Postman. Maybe I'm a masochist or something.

4th mug of coffee of the morning

The symbol for things to avoid in biology: ☣️
The symbol for things to avoid in physics: ☢️
The symbol for things to avoid in IT: ✨

@TrayKnots it's happening since yesterday. Comments and upvotes/downvotes broken. I'm going to miss downvoting spam :(

P.S. @elfo we already know, shut up!

Seems there is a blackout in the entire country. This is fine!

*Logging in my Google accout*
"Please set your phone number"
"Please set your home address"

Wow. Do you want my blood type too?

I'm changing my coffee breaks at work for nap breaks.

Missing a meeting because I was reading devRant. Worth it.

Today's debugging session ended with 75 breakpoints set. Personal best!

Sleeping well cleans our mind and let us approach a problem in a different way and help us find the solution. For some days I was worried about how to solve a couple of bugs, but this morning after a good sleep I magically realized how easy the solution was:
WON'T FIX

Am I the only person on earth not having a LinkedIn account?
Please tell me I am not alone.

A close button that dissappears (so not clickable) on mouse hover. Wtf.

🎶 Nanowar of Steel - HelloWorld.java

https://youtube.com/watch/...

The AI hype train is coming to Paint and Notepad.
https://blogs.windows.com/windows-i...

ostream did not delete himself again

What do you think is the biggest lie on the intenet? I think it is "we care about your privacy".

Only 1000 files remaining to finish reviewing this PR. I'm almost there!

What does AI mean nowadays? Atlassian Intelligence? Apple Intelligence?

error: protocol fault (couldn't read status message): Success

When I see the term "self-explanatory" in documentation, it's usually not.

I've come across this website:
GitHub Profile Roast
https://github-roast.pages.dev

It told me that I should delete my github account and find more interesting hobbies. I agree.

ClownStrike 🤡

I've dreamt that instead of "release" we were calling it "disease"

Congratulate me! My facebook account turned 15 years, and to celebrate it I've requested for it to be deleted 🎉🎊
Next stop: instagram

I've decided that today will not be a productive work day.