ostream did not delete himself again

How many hairs did you lose today?

What do you think is the biggest lie on the intenet? I think it is "we care about your privacy".

Only 1000 files remaining to finish reviewing this PR. I'm almost there!

What does AI mean nowadays? Atlassian Intelligence? Apple Intelligence?

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When I see the term "self-explanatory" in documentation, it's usually not.

I've come across this website:
GitHub Profile Roast
https://github-roast.pages.dev

It told me that I should delete my github account and find more interesting hobbies. I agree.

ClownStrike 🤡

I've dreamt that instead of "release" we were calling it "disease"

Congratulate me! My facebook account turned 15 years, and to celebrate it I've requested for it to be deleted 🎉🎊
Next stop: instagram

I've decided that today will not be a productive work day.

2010: having so many toolbars intalled in the browser you can barely see the actual webpage.
2024: having so many banners and popups in the webpage you can barely see the actual webpage.

I'm reviewing a PR and it's easy to detect which functions were created with an AI: the ones that have comments.

I told you. I told you that adding this fancy library to the project was going to bring problems but nobody cared.

Walking into the home office room outside working hours gives me shivers

Today I have no meetings! 🎉🍾

So stressed I can't concentrate to do anything. This is fine 🔥🙂

I can imagine the client throwing a dart at a calendar and saying "This will be the deadline!"

Coffee mugs should have an alarm for when the coffee is about to get cold. I'm too focused on work to care about the coffee.

Sprint 1 of being a team leader. I wake up in the middle of the night worried about how to manage these newly arrived juniors.

Fuck, I'm now supposed to lead a team.

Did notifs stop working?
The end of devRant is nigh 😢

Big boss: Last year we had much more revenue and profits than our expectations, and this success is thanks to all of you. Thank you! You made an excellent work! Impressive!
Some employee: Can we all get a raise?
Big boss: Wtf that question again? No way!

Shit, are we already in February?

Spammers are so repetitive that I don't know if I should downvote them as spam or as repost.

Buttons that say "Yes, please" should be "Yes".
"No, thanks" should be "No".
"Not now" should be "Never".
I am using software, not talking to people, there's no need to be nice.

Mummy I do not want to go to work today 😴

A "hotfix" that also includes new features

Medium priority
High priority
Urgent priority
Immediate priority
Maximum priority
Absolute priority

Did I get the ordering right? This is hard