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I have a lifetime membership to Lumosity. Not just do they know my time of death, but with auto renewal turned on I have confirmation of reincarnation. At least once, then existence is null.

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    I didn’t know that actuaries can make a living with Lumosity /s
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    Everytime you run into a null pointer exception, you will be charged $299.

    I guess that's one way to make people write better code.
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