When life gives you lemons and everything is going well, you'd best be prepared because you haven't gotten the whole package.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give @Root lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the girl who's going to burn your house down -- with the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!

The point is, Murphy is a dick.
Don't worship him. Burn him.