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Drillan767
6y

!rant && 'suggestion'

What if we write cook book in pseudo code (or official development languages) instead of plain english so dumb fuck that can't follow a simple instruction like me could actually make something nice?

def mayonnaise:
mayonnaise = random.shuffle(['yolk', 'salt', 'pepper', 'mustard', 'vinegar'])

while(mayonnaise not "thick"):
mayonnaise.whip()
mayonnaise.append('olive oil')

mayonnaise.append('seasoning' || 'lemon juice')

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  • 2
    6y
    That's actually a very funny idea! :D
  • 1
    6y
    random.shuffle(['yolk', 'salt', 'pepper', 'mustard', 'vinegar'])"

    thats gonna result in some funky mayonaise :P
  • 1
    6y
    @stevenliemberg just following a recipe on a french cook website 😅
  • 1
    6y
    You could also start programming in Chef to get used to cookbooks 😜

    https://esolangs.org/wiki/Chef
  • 1
    6y
    It is how I cook:

    ingredients.sortInSomeLogicalOrder()

    for ingredient in ingredients do
    ingredient.chopIfNeeded()
    heatIfNecessary()

    while !meal.survivable()
    keepHeating()
  • 1
    6y
    Well, you should write it in ruby then
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