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kiki
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Have legal troubles in the UK? Scammed someone? Messed with the wrong person? Facing charges and a lengthy jail time? No problem! Go and touch some children. UK protects pedos at all costs, so you’ll immediately be pardoned. Maybe they’ll even give you a medal.

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  • 5
    Just make sure you don't say anything rude on twitter, or they'll have your genitalia for a door knocker.
  • 4
    Minor attracted people is what they're called young lady. Have some respect for the Rust devs
  • 1
    @retoor you spelled Javascript wrong.
  • 1
    Is this related to Africans stabbing people in the UK and getting away with it?
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