XML is like violence. Once you start using it, the solution to any problem will be just more XML.

I'm not trans. I'm Type-C.

pics dead again

I like Safari.

never have I ever:
boomers:
- never have I ever cheated on my husband!
- never have I ever paid my mortgage on time!
- never have I ever left my car uninsured!

zoomers:
- never have I ever found a logically sound justification to continue living
- never have I ever had a social interaction without voices in my head telling me my whole life is a secret plot to betray me spectacularly at the end
- never have I ever coped with the realization that the fabric of my reality itself is nothing but assumptions that hardened into beliefs
- never have I ever felt that my life after I started to take my prescriptions is something but a bland, ironed out shadow of what a functioning member of society should feel

To paraphrase Paul Graham:

Arguing that Vue is better than React is like arguing that grasshoppers taste better than tree bark.

Markdown to rich text is like SVG to PNG.

Easter egg from Sketcher’s water bottle

When I die, if I’m not going to go to the infinite thick gooey ocean of black void with the infinitely long version of “Whole New World” by SOPHIE playing, then I’m done. I’m killing myself.

The most noble outfit one can wear, that is above every royal mantle in history, is the medical uniform.

You try to act cool. You’re a bad bitch, indeed.

But I’m goddess Nemesis.

We are not the same.

air control: there's a war there, pls avoid flying over this area
Indians:

PHP-in-JS

Love is a killer
A homicidal fiend
Love is a killer
It'll be the death of me
I got a target on my back
For a cupid dressed in black
Love is a killer
It's killing me

> be me
> straight dude, 7/10
> discover devRant
> there’s that one girl with damn sexy thighs
> decide to ask her out
> she gives me her telegram
> she’s taken but has free relationship
> feelsgoodman.png
> she agrees to go on a date
> met her
> we have a little chitchat about CSS and decide to find a room
> gonna go balls deep bro
> pull her leggings down
> …

document.body.innerPHP

I made this

Why didn't I think of it?

In the future, American date format will be base64(DMYyyyMD).replace(‘df43e5’, ‘oil’)

In the future, Linux will be written in Rust and called Windows.

You picked: bipolar
You picked: autism
It's super effective!
Achievement unlocked: glass cannon

If React was a vagina, it would be a fake one. Artificial. Fleshlight, but a cheap knock-off. With mold inside.

PM: I’m not asking what you were doing, I’m asking what was done
me: losers are asking, champions go and do it. This is what I did. The only thing I hear from you is questions. Meanwhile leaders are always a part of the answer. With that loser mentality, you’re never gonna be an MVP.

I’m a neural network powered parrot with a supercar brain. No matter the business guru speak BS you throw my way, I’m gonna wipe the floor with you in your own game. You have no chance. You’re that mediocre type of person who buys a rolex, the same one Gary V has, with the hope it would fix your self-confidence. The only thing I see in your eyes is your shattered ego.

If you don’t get your children vaccinated, remember…

The smallest coffins are the heaviest.

There is an idea of a perfect woman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

You know what, I’m feeling generous.

Tell me some BS your manager told you in 💵😎business guru motivational style, and I’ll give you a comeback, in the same style.

I’m somehow very good at it, so now you’ll have something to deflect this shit with 😂

When I just learned about PostgreSQL, I was pronouncing it like "postérgé", like protégé

why am I so cringe

Watched Nexpo's video on "This room does not exist". What a parallel. Once Facebook figures out how to simulate all the senses in the metaverse, they will torture you and sell you the right to forget it. This is according to the terms of use you agreed with without reading.

Facebook be like
We put react-dom in your react so you can dom while you react and we also put react-native in your react so you can native while you react but we also put react-native-web in your react so you can dom while you native while you react

I kinda feel like people trying to call Facebook "Meta" is just as awkward as people trying to use correct pronouns when a person announces that now their pronouns changed.

A person, however, deserves to be understood.

Meanwhile, Meta is just Facebook. A new name won't solve that shit pile of ethical problems and sketchy business practices that just keeps growing.