Quinoa

Fixed gear. 5.5 kilograms. Carbon fiber frame. Carbon fiber wheels. Carbon fiber everything.

I don’t like Samsung but this is brilliant
https://itest.nz/

That’s the power of PDA!

Apple paid bounty hunter 18k instead of 250k by silently tweaking their help page, so it seems like the bug is less severe.

Dear apple, I defended you from baseless and opinionated attacks just like I defend every company that is bashed for no reason, but this is some straight up bouba shit. I will still be fair when it comes to your products, still never silencing bugs and downsides and praising what deserves to be praised, but I will always mention this incident when someone asks me about _working_ at apple. That kind of ethics bs can't be silenced just because I enjoy your new arm chip.

https://thezerohack.com/apple-vulne...

Boubas be like nooo you don’t have to apply sunscreen every day… Bitch who’s the one with pretty face here? 😂

Kiki CTO legs in reflection. CTO of onlyfans lmao

A guy DMed me. He wanted me to do a small freelance gig. I saw their codebase and made suggestions.

30 minutes after, they hired me. CTO position. My highest salary yet.

Fucking stop all that coding courses. Just stop. You already have enough skill.

https://miloslav.website/blog/2021/...

Just woke up and this is the only phrase that I can remember.

Here it goes.

Tom stands for Tom Holland the airport hero that I passed by at the age 7.

Cheese

Fucking another Great Depression is coming. Fucking shit

Went from 95 to 72 kg, here's my story: https://miloslav.website/blog/2021/...

“Vaccination saves lives. Not caring about yourself and your loved ones is madness.”

I found this piece of history BRAND NEW. It has fucking iPhone 4s on it. Oh, good old times

SponsorBlock for youtube changed everything for me. The perfect addition to my AdGuard and PiHole.

CSS-in-JS is a code equivalent of freebleeding — it’s pointless, it’s annoying, and when trends will inevitably change, you’ll become a laughing stock.

Just one misclick while trying to install fonts. M1 shredded through ~4k font files in like 5 seconds, and I ended up with ~4k individual font windows

OAuth is a fucking mess beyond my understanding.

I don't know it. I don't care about it. I don't want to learn it.

I don't need to learn it.

I truly LOVE devrant. I just realized that.

I’ll try to make my content not so stupid.

Fuck dev.to and hashnode for shadowbanning my articles. I'm moving to my own self-hosted blog.

2500 subscribers worth nothing if they're on dev.to just for the sake of being on dev.to, just to post their shit and run away. 15 genuine subscribers are way more valuable to me.

That being said, subscribe if you want to read my essays. I even have RSS.

https://miloslav.website/blog

They always spawn in pairs

ceo: we need new docs, kiki should make them
tens of team members: lemme explain docs to kiki
ceo: don’t you fucking dare, let kiki execute their unique thought process
☺️

Men who can’t wash dishes and clean their goddamn rooms because tHatS a WomAn’S jOb are simply not self-sufficient human beings.

Women who can’t find a job and make goddamn money to afford their lifestyle because tHatS a Man’S jOb are just the same.

Rip John mcafee

When I was like 8 years old or so, I had Nero installed on my older sister’s PC. Nero is a software for burning CDs.

Nero had a button called “Create CD” and 8yo me thought “what if I create CDs and sell them” 😂 I thought a fucking disc will materialize inside the drive 😂 big brain time

Interestingly enough I’d already built one PC from scratch at that age, but optical drives that can write discs were so rare to me that I didn’t even understand them. And physics. And common sense.

It’s not “simp”, it’s “kiki’s genitals researcher”. If we knew what was out there, it wouldn’t be called a research, right? R…right?

Another day, another Product of the Day to my trophy collection

It’s time for me to thank people who, through their work, defined me as a person.

Thank you Terry A. Davis. You completely obliterated my whole narrative of “being incapable because of mental state”. Your example is the reason I’m privileged enough to type this right now, you’re the reason I survived depression. You showed me how to overcome FOMO once and for all by just doing what I’m supposed to as good as I can. Fame will come. And indeed, it came.

You’re not the smartest programmer who ever lived. Only humans can be programmers. You’re a superhuman. You’re not the smartest programmer. You’re just the smartest.

May you rest in peace.

——

Thank you Richard Matthew Stallman. You showed me that the good which also can fight is a thing. You taught me to be afraid of nothing. You taught me how to be an immovable object, no matter the unstoppable force opposing. Because of you I can freely interact with people and my illness has no influence on who I am.

——

Thank you Håkon Wium Lie. You showed me that the ways of overcoming and suffering aren’t the only ones. You’re charming yet uncompromising, empowering yet never reckless. Since we met, in any troubling social interaction my brain automatically thinks “What would Håkon do?”, and somehow it’s always able to find a solution that doesn’t involve the cruelty that always dictated what I said and what I did.

You can already stop doing good things because you’re surely going to heaven with other golden retrievers but I know you’ll never stop.

This door handle is the peak brutalism.

You don’t want to hit its corner with your temple. That’s a bummer.

Just a regular Indian street.

Notice something in the lower right corner?