I'm starting to think, that these programming tests that companies give out, are just a way for me to their work... especially when they don't reply.

So faking true! f me! I no longer do tests that looks like a real work problem fak that!

Hypothetically; how would you code this page in HTML 5, look lighting slick like the other sites out there, and fulfil all these jira story requirements? Also, don't forget to include comments, you'll be judged on how manageable your code is.