I will kill the next dev who justify its shitty code by quoting random dev methods/rules/ideas/cool-names he found online like "clean architecture" or "MVVM".

...maybe you just don't understand what's happening - and it's not the code that's shitty, but you?

That's illegal!

YAGNI

Agree. Applying architecture and/or patterns to a project without context is something that triggers me hard!

@Lensflare why are all my classes singletons?

@tosensei I am the senior here... I was talking about junior devs trying random things in production without any meaning of what they are actually achieving. And then justifying their gibberish with "I saw that thing here, therefore I am correct".

I am fond of MVC.

Reject by principle all questions that arise solely at the high level where, paradoxically, code becomes much more complex, and intricate waltzarounds to linguistical quirks, a necessity.

@greguz " junior devs trying random things in production"

sorry, if your deployment processes actually allow this happening, then you, as senior, failed. hard.

@greguz so you let the juniors push to master? have you guys tried reading the git docs?