We've burned through 6 VPs of Software in the past 2 years and I'm starting to wonder if we even need one...

i'm trying to quit nicotine so this probably comes off as slightly psychotic but i hate when people add .. to every sentence they type.. as if.. they're pausing.. for dramatic effect.. or maybe.. some kind of passive aggression.. where they just can't.. fathom.. what you're even saying.. .............

most of the self-described "AI experts" on my Linkedin feed were "scrum masters" not even half a decade ago. something to think about

I have received tons of shade from my organization for insisting we document business logic (literally had leads pull me aside and tell me to stop suggesting it) and I think I understand why now...

Company is giving me whatever I need to learn Rails, I'm like 3/10 on skill & ability in it. What resources should I look into?

The Bluetooth API for Android is a fucking mess.

So is WiFi direct. Good luck doing anything with it.

That's all lol

So management posted an article "10 signs you suck at your job" in the lunch room. It's pretty passive-aggressive; I wish I could find the link to it somewhere to post here.

Would you post the similar article "10 signs you're not management material" in there as well?

has anyone here ever tried microdosing?

I've been attempting it with psylocybin but it's hard to get the dosage right. today I think a **little** too much and was a little out of it for a couple hours. luckily I nobody talks to me when I have my headphones on.

ASKING FOR A FRIEND

Yeah just a small bug in main.py

Which is better:

1. Developers who develop software writing documentation for the software they developed

2. Marketing people who market stuff writing documentation for the software the developers developed

started using vim just for shits and I gotta say it's been a massive pain in the ass.

wanted to indent like 7 blocks of code at once. 20 minutes later I've tried several methods, none of which indent it 4 spaces like the rest of my file.

there's like 15 different ways to indent shit. Jesus Christ.

then I had to sift through countless people in heated vim debates on SO.

I am not worthy

#devRantConfessional

the rich can't lose

define every function like this:

def function ( arg ) :

instead of

def function(arg):

bit of a nitpick I know. but when I asked her about it she said "convention" and when I asked which convention she replied with "the only one in existence"

so I was triggered by that for sure

posted a question to StackOverflow this morning

three hours later I fix it myself and add my own answer with the solution

now they're both downvoted to -2 with no other comments. wtf SO?

any advice for a junior dev that can't get any fucking help from the senior devs? I can only in good-conscience try to solve a problem for so long before I know I'm seriously wasting my time

when I ask for help I often get "I'll get to your question in two or three days"

like damn I'm pretty stuck here guy

how anybody could use a light theme is beyond me

it's like staring into the suns butthole

Just when I thought I'd seen the craziest job ad...

Title: Sr. Lead Data Scientist / Python Developer

Required education: bachelor's in CompSci, Math, etc. PhD preferred (lol)

Required experience: 10+ years in Python development

Other requirements: must be under 25 years of age to qualify for funding from EcoCanada (lmao!!!! y'all trippin)

Who is writing these job ads? I swear they get more insane every day.

Mods be flexin

FUCKING ELITIST BASTARDS

Co-worker told me my code isn't up to" standard" and I don't follow "relevant convention" because I don't use a space after declaring a class/function AND inside the parentheses:

Me: class MyClass(something):

Her: class HerClass ( something ):

How do you do this personally?

I can only type passwords with my index fingers. Is this normal?

Brb posting to StackOverflow

when your boss tells you they hired you just to save money, and the job should actually be done by a team of intermediate/senior devs, but they thought one junior dev could do it in the same time span

And now Bell (among others) is pushing to censor the Internet in Canada, too. Why adjust their failing business model when they can just whine and complain, and have the government smash out the competition for them?

Thanks, America. Always paving the way to a big, fat cauldron of shit at the end of the capitalist rainbow.

anyone know how to delete someone else's post?

BUY NOW

When somebody on devRant tells you to calm down

🤔 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Ad: Entry level developer wanted

I fucking hate tkinter