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andyk
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Shit Developers say:

Fuck you Jasmine and your camelCase

I’ve been wrestling cucumbers all day

Oh no all the cucumbers are broken

In a fit of refactoring madness I have gone and changed a lot

Did you seriously just give ME nil?... No!

If the shit sticks, then we put nice paint on it

Fucking red dot motherfucker (Ben and his failing specs)

You know what we don’t do often..kill each others builds. Kill them and reschedule for later. Mwahaha ha ha.

This build is going to be so rad...(5mins later)...Ok this is not going to pass..I can feel it in my waters!

Can i do that in a digital way or do i have to move my meaty body downstairs to find him?

All the donkeys have be out the gate by sundown

God, imagine if you could patent mathematical solutions

actually, I wouldn't be surprised if you can in the states "no, you can't use a laplace transform, you haven't got the rights, you have to use a less accurate transform on your matrices"
ooooo a boolean that's phrased in the negative, my favourite for code review destruction!

Fuck the police i'll call the object here

Web RTC - its super easy, all you have to do is..probably some hard stuff

I want to go to that conference so I can start arguments with dickheads about semicolons. Just for fun.

This this is not the same as that this.

Can’t come to work I can’t find any clothes. It’s best for everyone if I just don’t come in. ...2 hours later... Yeah my clothes were just in the other room and i couldn’t be fucked moving

(OH about bad bug reports) - you know when they are all like oh joogly joogly doesn’t doodle doodle and it should wobbly doodle you know? and im all like fuck i don’t know any of that shit you are talking about.

Him: "I don’t like it, it’s against REST convention its so 2006 that my eyes are bleeding. As a privileged white male i feel entitled to complain about this." Me: "you. were. eleven in 2006

Source: Kellective Github

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  • 2
    > I’ve been wrestling cucumbers all day

    Did you just say cucumbers ?

    Did you say some other word and the system auto-censors and replaces bad word with good word ?

    Just the other day someone used the word 'carrot' in a sentence that kinda looked like, another word would have been more suitable..

    Suddenly if feels like Yahoo chat..
  • 1
    > imagine if you could patent
    > mathematical solutions

    I thought you could ?

    Isn't XOR patented.. ?

    Related link:

    https://plus.google.com/+RayCromwel...

    Hasn't the patent run out now ?
  • 0
    @Nanos so basically someone else can file a new patent for XOR and end up owning a logical operator. Can you charge royalty each time it's used?
  • 0
    @DucksCanCode

    I dunno, can you patent something twice ?

    I'd like to patent the moon please..

    Reminds me of:

    http://thisisinsider.com/eiffel-tow...
  • 1
    @Nanos the moon's mine MF, I want to move there and get away from humans. I don't like humans.
  • 0
    @DucksCanCode

    Race you for it. :-)
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