nobody can shit more than _______

Elephants

They eat.

@Lensflare whales?

@Demolishun I don’t know. Let’s ask the expert for shitting.

Lizzo

@Demolishun Now where did I put my mind bleach...

hippos... why did i see that

also I'm reminded of a horse that had a splinter. there was fucking BUCKETS of pus just pouring out. what the fuck

@jestdotty I had a huge zit on my nose when I was a teenager. It was size around like a dime or penny sticking out the side.

If you are squirmy don't read this part (skip):

I was able to open the top of the zit and it shot out a 1/4" round yellow stream as it drained. It left a crater on the side of nose that later filled in to look normal.

People kept asking: "What happened?" after it popped. I would explain and they would say: "I didn't need to know THAT!!!"

@Demolishun I'm literally eating the last piece of my dinner rn and internally I said to myself I'm not reading that and then I read it

why am I like this

@Demolishun impressive nose crater. nice. others have to go pay a guy and put metal objects in for a fraction of your power!