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Java is not a solution for all sort of requirements.
Functional programming says keep your data and logic as seperate but oops binds data with logic and people call it class😀
Understanding the problem statement is very important before choosing the technology😀 -
CWins48087yJava: Fuck every gender
C#: some genders and use tools to fuck some more
JavaScript: Fuck everywhere but sometimes good old IE is doing the action...
TypeScript: fuck everywhere with a little more safety on what youre fucking
C++: develope smart and you can fuck everything, but make mistakes and you will fuck yourself -
Sooo, you basically like java but don't want to use it everywhere? Then just don't. Like anal sex.
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