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I swear to God if “Microsoft testicle supprt” calls me one more time I’m going to flip. I think it may be time to set up a sandbox and get the fucks to “fix my computer.”

It would be a shame if instead of payment for their “support” their computers became infected with ransomeware...

I know what I’m doing today.

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    Social engineer the tech support scammer into opening the “picture” of my credit card... Hmmm, haven’t ever implemented social engineering in the real world yet, I think it’s going to be a learning experience for both parties! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    Popcorn time ransomware or BadRabbit...?
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    @Torbuntu You got it!
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    @DLMousey lol either way, new day new scammer to take down ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    @AnonyOps How about the deadly version of MEMZ?
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    @PrivateGER Hmmm, that’s definitely an option I haven’t thought about! It would be lulzy!
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    @AnonyOps Especially the reaction when they restart their PC and see their PC was just downgraded to a Nyan Cat with BIOS beeps. :D
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    @PrivateGER I wonder if I can somehow incorporate it on boot but after “x” amount of time it proceeds to the “greetings fucker, all your computers r belong to us unless you pay this ransom blah blah” ๐Ÿค” but that would be more time than I’m willing to focus on, especially because they’d be fucked it’s either or... I need a Nyan Cat Ransomware ASAP!
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    @AnonyOps There you go, new project idea :D
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    Weekend project ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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