I think I'm just going to start handing out my house keys to random people. I mean, I've got nothing to hide and I'm not interesting enough for them anyway so...

Stupid conspiracy theorists...

  • 3
    "Amazon Key is a product developed by Amazon. The Amazon Key aims to solve the last mile problem and will permit the entrance of deliverymen to the house of people who have purchased and installed Amazon Key in their home."

  • 4
    But it's a not a house, it's more like living in a wiretapped hotel room for free.
  • 2
    @JoshBent The Amazon key; the most efficient way to be ass-fucked by burglars
  • 0
    Not a theory if it's real!

    Not a conspiracy, either. Just a lot of people that want to fuck everyone over for a couple of bucks each.
Add Comment