When your co-worker uses needless terminology. It’s your day off and you’re texting from bed.

cw: Do you have access to the email client?

me: You mean the work email? Yes.

cw: Did you set up access to the database or an FTP protocol for userX?

me: You mean an admin account? Yes.

cw: Were we planning on adding more calls to action on projectX?

me: You mean site links? Yes.