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That's expectation
Here's reality
Me: I love you
Girl: I have a boy friend
Me: sudo I love you
Girl: I love you too && sudo chown girl:girl -R / -
iptables -I INPUT -s girl -j ACCEPT
iptables -I INPUT -s 127.0.0.1 -j ACCEPT
iptables -P INPUT DROP
sudo apt-get install tripwire -
I want to share this with a friend of mine, but he can barely control the audio on his pc sometimes...
He would never understand -
Root825997yThis is basically saying:
`sudo echo I love you`
So like.
Great, good for you. Still don't care. -
@kevip I know a bi girl who cheated on a lesbian to be with me but then broke up with both me and her lesbian gf only to be with another boy and then she broke up with him to be with another lesbian for 2 years... aaand that lesbian now cheated on her with some guy so they broke up 😂😂😂😂 I am speechless... they should both make sure they know what is their sexual orientation
Hmmm I’ve been doing it wrong...
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