Hmmm I’ve been doing it wrong...

Also apply if she's gay? 😫

You could say "sudo I love you."
Or even better: "sudo !!"

That's expectation
Here's reality

Me: I love you
Girl: I have a boy friend
Me: sudo I love you
Girl: I love you too && sudo chown girl:girl -R /

iptables -I INPUT -s girl -j ACCEPT
iptables -I INPUT -s 127.0.0.1 -j ACCEPT
iptables -P INPUT DROP

sudo apt-get install tripwire

@hyperlisk my girlfriend and I

@n3xus bingo. That's the way it should be.

@ahmadhsalim take all my ++ xD

Old enough..😂

Girl what she says:"we have to break up but we can still stay friends"
What she actually means: sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

This will be real when robot girlfriends come along. Not soo far....

Enter root password...

I want to share this with a friend of mine, but he can barely control the audio on his pc sometimes...
He would never understand

This is basically saying:
`sudo echo I love you`

So like.
Great, good for you. Still don't care.

@Root 💔 you’re not wrong lol.

Where can i buy this?

@kevip I know a bi girl who cheated on a lesbian to be with me but then broke up with both me and her lesbian gf only to be with another boy and then she broke up with him to be with another lesbian for 2 years... aaand that lesbian now cheated on her with some guy so they broke up 😂😂😂😂 I am speechless... they should both make sure they know what is their sexual orientation