Where's my Monster?! Why's it in the trash can, I swear I didn't drink it that fast. Damn you Illuminati!!!

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    Did you drink it with vodka? XD
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    "who drank my 4 monsters"
    coworker: "ugh you did"
    "no I didn't and why are you talking slow."
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    coworker, why are you vibrating?

    I'm not... You're twitching like crazy.. do you have a history of epilepsy? My cousin has bad seizures, you're making me worry man!

    No, I'm fine, excuse me while I throw up my stomach lining
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