That feel when a customer denies writing you a service review (only one sentence), because her website went offline one time. We're not even the hoster of the website. She decided in not paying more for a more professional hoster, even after our recommendation. We even spent time resolving the issue with the hoster without charging that blonde fuck our rates. Don't I just love working for customers 🙂

And here we see the wild costumer in its natural habitat.
It dialed your number already and waits for your voice to appear within the earpiece.

You pick up your phone and it starts to speak. As always, something is exactly as it wanted it to be but it is your fault it doesn't appeal to the wild costumer.
After blaming you for no reason, it is going to request exactly that one feature not possible. And not enough, it is going to insist on you implementing the impossible.

Now that the costumer projected it's day to day stress on you, it needs to talk to you about the payment. What was demanded initally is way too much and there must be something we can do about it.

Your work was bad. It met at least 98% of the requirements so the costumer won't be happy.

Now we're going to leave the wild costumer as it's preying for another victim to underpay.

@daintycode Damn, this fits way too well xD