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6y

Fucking fuck.
Females in QA always use a hand lotion or a creme, so every damn door handle and every test device is constantly oily and moist.

I've told them multiple times that it needs to stop but they only told me I was pathetic (maybe I am), now finally few others also started noticing that any phone in their hand slips away every time.

Even after using a restroom and grabbing the doorknob of our office I need to go back, wash my hands again and then open the door with a napkin.

I hate dirty things and ignorant coworkers who don't give a fuck about others. I'll start wearing gloves probably.

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  • 79
    Maybe they're all masturbating on the job. Or maybe it's the lube from dudes masturbating on the job. You are probably the only one not masturbating on the job.
  • 3
    @Jmann underrated comment is underrated
  • 1
    Notice the use of "Females"
  • 4
    I am surprised you actually confronted them. More surprised that even then they didn't stop.
  • 1
    Definitely not lotion nor cream.

    Cut off your hands .. ewww ewww
  • 0
    @irene I find it demeaning somehow
  • 1
    I think the solution is to show up with your own tub of lotion.
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