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*One day at office sitting at my desk coding in front of a window with a refreshing breathe of fresh air coming from it, and a decent view of trees in front of the building*

CEO: would you like to be sitting together with the other dev?
Me: that would be awesome!

- next day -

*come to work to see my stuff has been moved over next to the always open door, with clear view of the lobby, prone to all kinds of nonstop distractions, and psychologically lethal ambiance*

ceo: YOU TWO ARE SITTING TOGETHER NOW, AREN'T YOU PSYCHED??

me: WELL CANT SAY PSYCHED, BUT A PSYCHO SOON HAHAHA >fucking asshole<

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  • 1
    Ohhhhh nooooooo😱😱😱
    I’d totally lose my shits if it happened to me. I had abt half day mental breakdown when my boss and colleagues rearranged the desks (while I was away). They put me at the desk next to the entrance.

    Can u opt to bring over the other dev next to ur desk?
  • 1
    Oh boy, that sux.
    I moved away from the other devs one year ago. Best idea ever!
  • 2
    @lunadev he gave my spot to his son. Not much i can do now...except quitting.
  • 0
    @DataJockey we're actually all devs, and by the other dev, i meant the other android dev. But i agree, sometimes it's better to keep the distance.
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