Oh yes, yess! Show me more!

👌 Perfection

A thing of beauty

Gave me a boner

actually, looks pretty similar just with less cables at my desk

Found on pornhub

This is better than porn!

Wink wink

Even more winks

Don’t worry, this weekend it will be a much better looking server room.
Setting up new network with this Ubiquity equipment

This is our second server room on the second floor. Testing out the new interwebz speeds

We’ve moved the desktops for our 3D animators into the server room, so their new office looks nice and tidy. And it’s so quiet. And the air quality is so much better when there’s not 14 GTX 1080TIs running on full power 24/7

@ChainsawBaby, I'm so pleased to see how things are going on in real life.

I just ran out of lube...
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Guess WD-40 will work fine for now

Possibly my favorite image on the internet. Including porn.

Finally some good cable porn!

/r/cableporn

@ChainsawBaby why a 48-ish port switch/firewall/somethingidk and only use 3 or 4 ports?
Just curious, im sure theres a good reason xD

@JiggleTits 2x 48 ports.
They aren’t connected to anything except my machine. Doing a network migration this weekend. Then it’ll be used

@ChainsawBaby how many servers/accesspoints or devices need a cabled connection? Holy balls

@JiggleTits few servers, 5 aps. Rest is everyone in the office. We’re a media company, so WiFi is only used for laptops in the meeting rooms and phones

@ChainsawBaby ah okay, makes sense :o

@JiggleTits this is what I’m working with

@ChainsawBaby dont send me such stuff while im in the public. Sweet tho

@JiggleTits were supposed to get 1G/1G, so I might complain

@ChainsawBaby you should. If a company offers a service, and their ToS doesnt provide exceptipns, you should complain.

I currently have downtime for my customers and potentially data loss, so i gotta be careful what i say xD

@JiggleTits so, what you think?

@ChainsawBaby it looks both nice and cool :o

@JiggleTits check my latest rant, there’s a story about it all