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mjones44
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if you ever run into issues while programming, try using blockchain, it works 100% of the time

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    7y
    Yes, I recommend you to use blockchain especially in your testing. We created our own next-gen JS test automation framework using blockchain so we can cross-integrate with our noSQL DB for optimized bitcoin mining.
  • 1
    7y
    @credibleWanker wow your software must be shit if it doesn't use quantum machine learning
  • 1
    7y
    @mjones44

    We do, the blockchain that we used are created by quantum machine learning AI and powered by AWS. It make our coffee twice as fast than our new slav.... I mean our new intern.
  • 1
    7y
    @credibleWanker oh cool you forgot to mention the quantum machine learning. can it run TurboTax 2012 though?
  • 1
    7y
    @mjones44

    Pffft, who still use TurboTax in 2018? We use it to run something better, something "hipster", like VM-contained Arch Linux with vim as GUI.
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    7y
    @credibleWanker lmfao
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