Learn how to shoot yourself in the foot in various programming languages 😃
http://toodarkpark.org/computers/...

Best one so far ^^

JavaScript

You find that Microsoft and Sun have released incompatible class libraries both implementing Gun objects. You then find that although there are plenty of Foot objects implemented in the past in many other languages, you cannot get access to one. But, seeing as JavaScript is so cool, you don't care and go around shooting anything else you can find.

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UNIX

% ls
foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o
% rm * .o
rm: .o: No such file or directory
% ls

%frigg

@TobyAsE thank you