There's a surprising lack of programming limericks out there.

A rhyming program I wrote                  this poem of whitespace and bloat
because newlines don't count                 despite the amount                so deserves your sincerest upvote 

P. S shameless copy paste

'There once was a programmer called ${firstname},\n
who thought ${get_pronoun()} was awesome at {$language}.\n
One day while in ${editor},\n
${get_pronoun()} forgot to ${bail_condition} while ${recursive_function},\n
and that was the end of poor ${firstname}.'
😁

My effort

https://www.devrant.io/rants/79238

I'd dearly love a squishy ball.

++ for you sir! 👍🏻