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Me buying toys:
Stranger: (coy oooo) "How old is he?"
Me: "ooh. He's turning 23 this month"
Stranger: "months?"
Me: "years."

Five minutes later in the same store meets stranger again.
Me: "Wanna come to my birthday party?"

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  • 1
    My pedobear alert is tingling
  • 1
    @kenogo
    It's 518400s from now() probably use function then(), the party will be held at 127.0.0.1
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    @kenogo
    Forgot we don't share that,
    Let me get you the route.
    Probably an absolute one.
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