Busy on stackoverflow copying code from the question.
It's way easier than thinking myself. And the question has an accepted answer.

Anyone else who can't comment on github?
Also was I had to try my pushes severally over the weekend(Not the fun kind).
Is github okay?

On a white board discussing with the team, rubbed list leaving numbers so that I won't have to list them again.

Too many broken promises then I don't care anymore.
Javascript has ruined humanity. Catch me on my way out.

When a co-worker requested changes on a PR giving the reason "I am a fan of'".
No because it will optimize the application, or make the code more maintainable. He's just a fan. Like I went to work to look for fans.

Hey guys, I'm looking for small and cheap vibrators. One that you can use in an IOT project, the size of the ones in smart phones.
My searches on goggle are getting !work friendly results. Any ideas of a shop I can order some? Small miniature motors too.

Just resolve an error by deleting the values that were causing it that I have no idea how they got there in the first place.
Can't wait for this to happen again....

/ On the subject of C program
| indentation: "In My Egotistical
| Opinion, most people's C programs
| should be indented
|
| six feet downward and covered with
| dirt."
|
\ -- Blair P. Houghton
------------------------------------

Got eye problems and I have to see a doctor today. Told my boss I can't see myself going to work today. I think he got the message.

So Adam was like dog, goat, lion, elephant, squirrel,
then:
"This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh..."

Even the snake was like: "That escalated fast"

Can't spell tommorow correctly but synchronously comes so easy.

I found an easy way to:

pass

Do it in python

@jovixe I need advice on some lady problems and your phone is off.

Debloated my phone today.
It feels physically lighter.

Google puts it's foot down, "age is not just a number"

Get new devs machines with 8gb ram and 240gb hdd to teach them responsibility.
Then upgrade them when they threaten to quit.

Can't wait to get a dev girlfriend,
make her my {World},
then start learning new languages even the weird ones so that I can do
~Hello {Her Name}~

The number of times that my commit message is :
"I had forgotten how to count", is astonishing.

For all those years of using github, did you ever notice the right end?
After how long? Our support dept has been using, Engineering dept we're so surprised.

We were having a 30 min discussion about differed tasks and how to kill children spawned by a specific parent if the so said parent is killed, and if in a situation where keeping a parent alive is irrelevant if a child fails, should the child kill the parent and the other children?
Also if a family of tasks spawned from the same parents were canceled, should should I just kill myself or do I take care of the others first?
Or should I concentrate on killing the tasks instead? Which one is easier?

You know you're no longer a junior when you start preferring Mozilla Developer Network over W3Schools

There's no power in the office,
Scrum: I'm waiting for my laptop to run out of power...

Normal and daily task that an engineer approached in a totally different angle that even you didn't anticipate.

Summarized Pros & Cons of hard vs soft links.

It all depends on your systems gender and sexual preferences.

I append text from http://whatthecommit.com/index.txt to my commits automatically every time. So today I made the most useless commit and they added the most appropriate message in the brackets:
Updated datastructure of sorts (should work I guess...)

Guys I need your help.
Recently there has been questions on whether there's a developer oriented dating service which made me think of buiding one.
On research I noticed that people have tried but you always end up with more people from the outside.
So I decided to make my service as developer friendly and user unfriendly as possible.
it's more command based rather than normal click and touch inteefaces.
More like the shortcuts on your ide or the terminal commands.
As part of my research involved talking to other developers and came the desire for more opinions.
here's what I have:
- Github sign in/up only
- Link github stats to account
- Messages (obviously )
- links to your social accounts
- use of devrant avatar
What am looking for is:
+ what do you guys need from a dating service.
+ name you musts, avoid the ones named by others
+ name what you expect to know about the person on the other side before talking to them and before meeting with them.

That moment when you freak out that you can't find data on the platform and you're trying to calmly meditate on your desk then discover 15min later that you're running the local server.

Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.

No matter how you read it, am ten over ten.

Apparently I can't follow devrant clearly when I'm drunk.
Going to YouTube to watch cat videos for a few hours. Then I'll be back.