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Back in Germany for 10 fucking minutes and I already need another vacation.

Why are most Chinese tourists so fucking stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, inconsiderate, arrogant, rude and just bend your fucking ears in Chinese as if you spoke it when they very well should be able to infer that you probably don't?

* the plane starts: sit down, don't walk around, fasten your seatbelt. Everybody does it, except six Chinese people

*baggage claim: get punched in the kidney by some old Chinese bitch and upon telling her to back away, get yakked at in Chinese as if YOU were being the cunt

* An important announcement is being made: twenty Chinese people yakking away, so you don't understand a fucking word

* baggage control, everybody wants to get done quickly: some Chinese kids standing right in the way, not even realizing nothing is moving anymore unless they move their asses

One fourth of the world is Chinese. I'm sure I met at least half of them on my vacation on the airports or on planes within the last two weeks. One should think people that live in such large communities, in countries or cities with so many people, were able to abide to at least a few basic social rules that make life bearable and easier for everybody. Nope.

Sorry, if you're Chinese or disagree, and it's not even personal, but my personal experience says you're at least 85% likely to be a loud-mouthed, inconsiderate, annoying cunt.

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  • 25
    Typo bug.

    "het punched in the kidney"

    Get*

    Edit: Bug is fixed now. Everybody, ignore this comment.
  • 12
    I live really close to a really popular beach for tourist. It's annoying because I go there for a nice dinner and shopping. But there's ALWAYS some really loud and obnoxious tourist eating right behind me. EVERY fucking time.

    I don't even think about going to the actual beach there. It's too crowded with these asswipes.
  • 20
    Have you people been to India?

    You'll start appreciating your country. Especially with respect to population.

    Visit us during a popular festival. It will be fun but at the same time, you might go crazy.
  • 8
    @Floydian Thanks, though! It's a pain in the arse to find one after you can't change it anymore.
  • 12
    I live next door to a tourist attraction and any given time of the day i can see a horde of chinese people standing around, holding ipads over their heads, taking photos.
  • 13
    @sharktits I bump into people who take photos with iPads intentionally and on principle. That's just so fucking dumb, impractical and even more annoying to others.
  • 7
    @AlexDeLarge The bug thing or tourist destination thing?

    Also, this reminds me of........
  • 7
    Shit fuck fuck fuck fuck shit sorry I accidentally reported the rant. Fuck. I wanted to favorize it. Fuck sorry.
    @dfox please ignore.

    @Floydian what the fuck happened with your avatar
  • 11
    @RantSomeWhere That's alright, happened to me before too, no worries.

    @Floydian looks like @dfox now ;)
  • 3
    @Floydian im so gonna visit the sunburn festival next year
  • 3
    @sharktits India?

    Most welcome. If you in and/or around my city, let's catch up :)
  • 3
    @RantSomeWhere @AlexDeLarge Just some fun. Hahaha...
  • 8
    @Floydian wait, dfox doesn't live in India. FUCK
  • 7
    I don't know where specifically these Asian tourists are from, but in any case, I don't understand their photo taking process. Sometimes I sit in the main square of my German city and I notice Asian tourists taking photos and can't help but laugh at what they are photographing. They might be in a group of 10+ and they will each take a photo of themselves with a bus in the background. I can understand if the background was a castle or something interesting, but a bus. And...don't get me started on the bloody tablets and selfie sticks.
  • 4
    @Collie well if it was London that,would be understandable. The buses there are quite famous but idk if that's the case in Germany
  • 2
    I live in the tourist capital of the world. I know exactly what you mean. But Chinese ppl can be pretty cool too.
  • 2
    @Floydian wtf... I legit thought dfox was writing until I saw Alex's comment contaning a hint lol
  • 2
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- hahahahahaha...

    The hint was too obvious I guess.
  • 1
    @fuck2code it is not. We do not have famous buzzezz here
  • 2
    1/4 !

    where do you get that wrong data?

    Maybe is you who are the stupid one to perceive the world properly.

    I am not Asian btw
  • 2
    At least American tourists speak English.
  • 0
    >"not even personal"

    >proceeds to tell Chinese people "you are likely a cunt"

    Okay.
  • 4
    Learn some Chinese insults and be a cunt right back to them!
  • 6
    Protip, don't search for "Coins thrown into plane engine by elderly passenger for 'luck'"

    It won't help at all.

    Unless you want to get more angry ofc.
  • 3
    Haha. Personally I don't have anything against the Chinese either but I always find it very difficult to talk to most Chinese people. They're like those SSH connections you make with a server on another continent over a bad network resulting in very high latency. You input something and then you gotta wait for the echo (and reply) while you stare at a blank terminal. xD
  • 5
    I hate people taking pictures so much.

    There used to be a time where photography was a profession, or at the very least a hobby — and it resulted a high quality pieces of art, a single window into a memorable occasion.

    People using smartphones to make selfies in front of buildings... No one fucking cares.

    Photos of every landmark imaginable are already available.

    If you capture an incredible moment, a beautiful snapshot of your friend eating a sandwich after a 300m vertical climb, or a still of some goat eating your tent, or even just a picture of some marble statue that really impressed you... I can imagine that.

    But fuck off with your poses and selfies, dragging your fat ass to a different country and standing with your back to some museum is neither special nor an accomplishment.
  • 2
    subscribe to this youtube chanel, Serpentza explains china to westerners.
    https://youtube.com/user/serpentza/
  • 0
    Guessing you do not like the Chinese then is ==true
  • 1
    @AlexDeLarge

    Oh Alex, my friend, you made my day. I live in China Town in Calgary, and the Chinese accent drives me absolutely mental when it becomes gossipy. "DOOO wuh SO lay MAaahhhhhhhh"

    It's like "Goodness, do you need to be so loud?"
  • 1
    They give a heavy blow to Asian people in general here. Unless I speak in British accent, no one accepts my existence because of them. Im not even Chinese!
  • 1
    +1 for amount of yakking
  • 3
    @bittersweet
    you should check out this vid on youtube of a videographer recording random interviews with pedestrians back in 1970s New York. People gathered around like pigeons who've never seen a camera before.
  • 0
    @arcioneo You're right, I meant to write 1/6. Can't believe you're the only one who caught that.
  • 0
    @SpaceBearOne Barely. And when they do, it's mostly the only language they speak.
  • 0
    @ivanschau You should read again. It's really not that complicated.
  • 2
    @bittersweet Yes! Those fucking selfies every-fucking-where are pissing me off too. People drive for hours to reach an absolutely beautiful place they're never seen before, something that's been there for centuries, that's been built by people who've been dead since generations, and instead of standing in awe and forgetting their wrongly perceived selfs for a fucking minute, they just take selfie after selfie, to prove they were there to people who don't give a shit and move to tbe next site.
  • 0
    @AlexDeLarge My takeaway is that you experience an uncontrollable revulsion at the sight of any Chinese person's existence. It's okay, this is a ranting website and you can be as angry as you wish, but don't pretend that your irrational hatred is somehow "not personal".
  • 1
    @ivanschau How is getting angry at obnoxious people "irrational"?

    Spoiler alert: it's not.
  • 0
    @Stuxnet Getting angry at obnoxious people is rational. Getting angry at an entire ethnicity because of some of them don't behave well is not.
  • 2
    @ivanschau
    I believe it may be useful to point out that the things he finds irritating are the cultural norms of a region in the world, and not uncontrollable elements biologically.

    I believe anybody reasonable would get annoyed at frequent public outbursts of obnoxious indescretions, and since the brain is a pattern forming, model analysing machine, it'd be difficult not to notice some cultures possess a greater propensity for certain behaviors than others (Japanese and high degrees of cleanliness for example). As well, since cultures and race/region often lack independent variations between each other, it is reasonable to say "chinese people". It's short form for "drawing from my experiences, the Chinese people who've drawn my attention", and not "all Chinese people"

    I am only pointing this out because I get the sense you're being unconsciously unfair against his point of view.
  • 1
    @ivanschau It isn't personal, and I'm not pretending anything. The obvious fact that you keep intentionally misunderstanding what I say doesn't change my opinion. Things are and happened exactly as I said, and I don't give a fuck what you want to think nor do I have to apologize, just because you have a false opinion of me based on willful misunderstanding.

    Go fuck yourself. THAT was personal.

    Hehe.
  • 0
  • 1
    @ivanschau When quite literally all the people you encounter are like that, it's not irrational.

    Literally all the tourist I've encountered at the beach near me are obnoxious. I was in the checkout line at a restaurant near me, and three of these tourist were near each other. Like really close to each other. Yet they still were fucking yelling.

    I've been in restaurants before where they'd eat and talk at the same time. Talking with food in their mouth and spitting little chunks of food all over the place. It's fucking disgusting.

    Tourist are obnoxious fuckers. Whenever I go on vacation I act as chill and normal as possible. There's no point to take 15,000,000 pictures. You're not going to look at them ever again. They're just going to clog up your phone storage. I take like 100, if even that many, over a week long vacation.
  • 1
    @AlexDeLarge Thank you for helping me understand your pleasant personality.
  • 0
    @Stuxnet Except OP wasn't just ranting about tourists in general.
  • 1
    @ivanschau I also wasn't ranting about Chinese people in general, as in all Chinese people, and that is what you don't want to understand, even though there are a few big ass clues in my rant. Need examples?

    * I specifically said "most Chinese tourists", NOT "all Chinese people" which is a glaringly big difference

    * I wrote there is an 85% chance that when you are Chinese and I'd meet you, I would think you're a cunt, NOT "all Chinese people are cunts"

    * the examples of shitty behavior are all tied to personal experiences with Chinese people where everybody else behaved normal and polite, hence backing my claim that I would probably not like you, if you are Chinese and behave like that too
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