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Random guy : Well I'm not tracked on the internet, I use private tabs.
Me : Well, I'm not sleeping with your mom, I use condoms13
MS buys Github?
GitHub for Students
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GitHub 2018 R2
My boss came into my room today, sat down and said:
Take your family to the [BIG AMUSEMENT PARK], and please keep the reciepts and give them to me. Spend a couple of hundreds bucks and we will pay.
Thanks for being someone whom I can trust
That made me happy21
Name some things you can make from a block of wood.
(I raised my hand)
Me: Sir, dimension?
T: Does it matter?
M: Yes it does, Sir.
T: Name some things you can make out of a 10x10x10 cm block of wood.
Me: Is it solid or plywoods?
T: Does it really matter?
Me: Yes it does. It limits the options.
T: Fine. Name some things you can make out of a 10x10x10 block of SOLID wood.
(raised my hand again)
Me: A wooden ball
T: Good, and?
Me: 8 little pyramids..
Me: and a few toothpicks.
T: anything else?
Me: Nope, that's it.
T: What happened? Ran out of ideas?
Me: Nope. I simply ran out of woods.
(The whole class laughed and I got sent to the Principal's office. Didn't get detention though)
My sister is 16yo and she is not interested in the C.S field. I gave her last year my laptop and it has Debian on it, since i bought a new one. She never told me that she has to deal with any problem, she was just using it.
Today she got a new laptop from our grandma and she texts me "hey, is there any way i can install Linux on that? I don't want to use windows".
Well i told her that she has to wait me to come back home next month and i will take care of it.
I had never thought that i will listen something like that. Good day.20
FUCK BUZZWORDS!! IT NEEDS TO STOP!
SOMEONE JUST WROTE ME THIS:
Idiot: I used machine learning to create a website.
idiot: I used HTML - Hyper Text Machine Learning
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING SAY!27
"We are looking for a GDPR expert to be hired in our company"
"I am an experienced data protection manager"
"Oh, fine! May you give us your phone number?"
"Your email address?"
There's this guy where I work who's one of the senior linux engineers. To me, he's like a linux god. He knows how to solve the most difficult problems and somehow copes with all the stress/workload. Next to that, he's only one year older than me!
Whenever I'm at work, I consider myself a junior, which I actually am. I also, as said earlier, see this senior guy as a fucking linux god and consider myself to be an absolute newbie around him but he is the most kind/friendly guy ever.
But then, today, something happened which made me feel like a god in front of him, a very, very weird feeling.
For him, doing his stuff is the most normal thing in the world while for me, it's still a learning process.
For me, programming is the most normal thing in the wold, while for him, it's still something he just knows the very basics of.
Told him I'd give him a working script in 30 minutes. Emailed it to him in 10.
He seemed/reacted the way I always do when he solves something I have no clue how to solve.
It was really weird to witness *him* being amazed of something that *I* made/did.
Today was a good day where I saw that one person's limitations can be anothers' most easy thing, even if that another person sees that one person as a god.15
Another benefit of working from home: PRIVATE TOILET.
One fucking toilet for 15 people is not enough.21