Not dev related.

> Be me, a diamond 2 in rocket league
> Decide today is the day to rank up to diamond 3
> Queue up at 1:30 in the morning
> Big mistake
> Win first game, they forfeit
> Win second game barely
> One more game to rank up to Diamond 3
> Can taste it
> Teammate instantly disconnects, leaving me in a 2 v 1
> Lose. Badly.
> Decide to play one more
> Winning
> Suddenly internet disconnects
> Frantically trying to reconnect to WiFi
> Scrambling around in the dark to try and find phone to check if it’s the WiFi or the computer
> Phone is nowhere to be found
> Nothing is working
> Can’t turn on light because mom is sleeping next door and she can see the light shine
> Not-so-gracefully attempting to run Windows troubleshooter
> Unable to resolve problem, as usual
> Give up and close laptop
> Go to restroom
> Eyes are now not adjusted to the dark
> Stumbling back to room when mom talks to me out of the pitch blackness
> Scares the shit out of me
> Guess I can turn on the light now
> Phone is under 50 pillows
> WiFi doesn’t work on phone
> Stupid ISP, probably thought no one would be using the Internet at this time
> Lay in bed at 1:57am writing this thing on cellular
> Try to sleep
> Maybe I’ll get Diamond 3 tomorrow