A colleague used AI to transcript our latest sprint retrospective and now they have in writing the very long list of insults I addressed towards the management. I'm cooked

Rip In Peace!

why would you even do that if you know it was recorded. if you were not notified of recording you can have a problem with the colleague who recorded without a warning

@iiii I must have missed it. Either I wasn't paying attention or recording started before I got there, maybe I joined a minute later or so.

@IHateForALiving well, you weren't informed anyway, so...

@iiii I would do it exactly because it’s recorded then pretend I didn’t know 😌

Please summarize some of these insults. Did you speak in dev speak so as to throw off the scent? You only have to add maybe 1 or 2 tech terms to make it unintelligible for the non tech people.

If they decide to talk to you, just hold your chin up high and address the grievances you have with your management like a man. You can also try sheepishly sucking their balls and hoping not to get fired but only one of the two options leaves you with your dignity while the other might let you keep your job but now you’re their bitch for a few months.

Fuck.

@Demolishun

> you expect me to believe this? does it look like I have "fucking imbecile" written on my forehead?

> you see 3 senior members of the team doing each 90m overtime per day (one of them is me, that's why I'm so bothered), you see the whole team struggling to keep up with the tickets, when we ask "where's the new hires, we can't keep going on like this" you start blabbering nonsense about uncompiled timesheets, did we take the entire management straight out from [local mental asylum]?

> you're working in a software development company and claim you can't check the patch notes once every 3 weeks, I can't be the only one wondering what the fuck are you people even doing in this life

@IHateForALiving LOL, good ones

@IHateForALiving impressive! Yeah, not sure if that will be taken well.